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The Host
Clock
- Voiced by: Derpadon
- Ambiguously Evil: He often subjects the eliminated contestants to horrifying fates, but doesn’t seem to be outwardly malicious.
- Benevolent Abomination: Is an algebralien-like anthropomorphic clock with strange abilities, but is mostly friendly.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Downplayed, he's more mentally stable than someone like Animatic, but he does display nonsensical behaviors from time to time.
- Dissonant Serenity: Doesn’t seem to mind being set on fire, although he does get drained later on, having the next challenge to get a glass of water for him.
- Nice Guy: Pretty pleasant to his contestants for the most part, and only gets mad when bothered or annoyed.
- Power Cord Tail: He has one that can apparently plug into the sky.
- Shoehorned Acronym: He claims his name stands for Cthing Lthat Oyou Ctell Kthe time- Not really, his name isn't an acronym.
The Contestants
57-Ball
- Placement: 10thVoiced by: Derpadon
- Armless Biped: The only contestant to have legs but no arms.
- Expy: Of 8-Ball from BFB.
- Flat Character: Similar to Felt Container, he’s a pretty one note character.
Felt Container
Felt Container as of 8:00
- Placement: 11th (Last)Voiced by: ifaf17
- Flat Character: Not elaborated upon much personality-wise, unlike most of the contestants. And in lieu of his elimination, we probably never will.
- Uncertain Doom: After turning into a weather broadcast, he glitches out and is never seen again.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: The very first contestant to be eliminated.
Green
- Placement: 9thVoiced by: novascotia
- Berserk Button: He does not like being referred to as Orange.
- Green and Mean: Downplayed, as he is more irritable than outright mean.
No Way
- Placement: TBAVoiced by: Derpadon
- Nice Guy: Is friendly towards the other contestants.
- Non-Human Non-Binary: A non-binary anthropomorphic stop sign.
No Ways
- Placement: N/AVoiced by: Derpadon
- Lethal Joke Character: They manage to win both challenges they participate in spite of their utterly ridiculous nature.
- Non-Human Non-Binary: Like their base counterpart, they are non-binary.
- Oddball Doppelgänger: They are a heavily pixelated clone of No Way.
- Stylistic Suck: They sound as if the actor is speaking through a low-quality mic, are a low-quality PNG of No Way, and don't even move their mouth when they talk or their limbs when they walk.
Polka Dot
- Placement: TBAVoiced by: novascotia
- Genki Girl: One of the more cheerful contestants.
- Nice Girl: Very willing to help people out.
- Thinking Up Portals: The many colored dots on her body function as portals that can go through various dimensions, including space.
Refill Station
- Placement: 7thVoiced by: Derpadon
- Cloudcuckoolander: Even more so than Clock.
- Do Not Call Me "Paul": They don't like being called a machine.
- Motor Mouth: Whenever Refill Station speaks, most of the time all the pauses in their speech are removed.
- Non-Human Non-Binary: A non-binary anthropomorphic refill station.
- Stylistic Suck: Suffers this the most out of any other contestant, with jittery animation and poorly edited voicelines.
The Sun
- Placement: 6thVoiced by: eoni
- Cheerful Child: Has a childlike voice, and is very joyful.
- The Face of the Sun: Appears to be the actual Sun, and can talk.
- Light Is Good: Is, you know, the literal Sun, and is one of the more friendly characters.
- Non-Gameplay Elimination: Goes up into the sky at [8:00] and doesn't come back down, resulting in his elimination at [9:00].
- Spell My Name with a "The": Is always addressed as "The Sun", even when it conflicts with the grammar of the sentence.
TI-30
- Placement: TBAVoiced by: ifaf17
- A.I. Is a Crapshoot: Goes berserk at [9:00], prompting Wheel to beg Clock to fix the mess as his prize.
- The Blank: Similar to Words with Friends Tile, he does not have a normal face, instead having numbers structured to look like the word he’s saying. At least until [9:00], at which point he gains a face.
- Computer Voice: Has a voice with a heavy robot filter.
- Cowboy: Starts acting like one when Wheel's prize calms him down from his rage.
Vase
- Placement: 8thVoiced by: Derpadon
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Killed by Green in a unlisted video called 733120, to escape the Intro void, and as of now, isn’t revived.
- Flowers of Femininity: Some daisies can be seen poking out of her head.
- True Blue Femininity: Is a female blue vase.
Wheel
- Placement: TBAVoiced by: ifaf17
- Butt-Monkey: Every time the intro is about to start, he is subjected to being thrown by Clock, Until Episode 5, when he first gets eliminated.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: Gets ticked off easily.
- Non-Gameplay Elimination: Inverted at [9:00] when Clock personally chooses him to rejoin the competition.
- Running Gag: Anytime the intro is about to start, he gets thrown by Clock.
Words With Friends Tile
- Placement: TBAVoiced by: ifaf17
- Nightmare Face: Sometimes, when his lack of a traditional face is lampshaded, he gains this.
- Symbol Face: A unique variation, as his face displays the first letters of the most prominent words in his sentence.
- Totally Radical: Uses slang often in his speech.