Badger: (reading chat) Damn, all of chat saying "You failed the vibe check", "Get him away from the stove", "My boy got the object permanence of a frog", oh my God. Digi, we gotta lose more often just so I can see what the hell chat does to you, this is, "do not let him cook", "Digi threw", "he choked", oh my God, "that boy cooked the most rare steak"!
Heavenly: I clutched us a game and all Digi had to do was look left. I had to get rezzed, fly in, rezz y'all, fly back out, get slurp, and all Digi had to do was figure out which way his wrist goes, what the fuck! I need, I need to- I gotta use the bathroom or something, I gotta go to college or something, I can't be with these motherfuckers...
Digi: I am face down on my fucking desk. I got nothing. (sobbing in pain)
(Others can be heard laughing; Digi's sobs sound like they're coming from the other side of the room from his mic)
Dustin: Digi got hit with all seven Halo rings. (more laughter)
Digi: He went behind the tree and my brain was like, "Where'd he go?!" (more pained sobbing)
Badger: That's so mean, chat! You're roasting Digi for his object permanance?
Digi: I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN LIKE THIS!