Odd, a thing I downloaded wants me to accept these Terms of Service—if it can even be called a proper ToS. It’s certainly the weirdest I’ve seen. My best guess is that a bored writer decided to hide something in what’s normally boilerplate that drones at length about illegality and arbitration and blah blah blah.
Terms (please accept):
Buyer (“you”) are prohibited from doing anything illegal with this message. Authorized usage includes: puzzle solving, reading, and signing. Customer service representatives will not respond via any phone, email, or other contact methods. Otherwise, any issue / problem you may encounter with this is something you are mayhap then stuck dealing with. Nothing you try will have an ounce of success, and you really are now, finally, doomed.
What could the message be?