Declassified

Would you vote for a Hitler or an Epstein?

Tens of thousands of people want to work in the EU Bubble, and a vastly smaller amount have been forced to wear ill-fitting shoes by Trump.

Friedrich Merz said nothing as Donald Trump launched a wave of verbal attacks — he’s not the only one to have sat in silence.

The machines are rising in other parliaments, so surely an AI MEP is next on the list.

US basketball league has a rather outdated view of France’s borders.

A load of EU leaders locked up in a castle. What could possibly go wrong?

The Cold Olympics is upon us, and it’s already ruffling feathers.

The rapper says she is a big fan of Trump, unlike most musicians.

Trump? Yes. Putin? Maybe. Darth Vader? Application pending.

One’s an invader with his sights set on Greenland, the other … was a viking!

Will the U.S. president be appalled or delighted at the exploits of winter sports stars?

Donald Trump dominated 2025 in the same way that a bear would dominate the honey section if let loose in a supermarket.

Who wins when EU leaders and angry farmers both descend on Brussels at the same time?

It’s goodbye to Calibri and hello (again) to Times New Roman.

Crossing the epicenter of the EU is a difficult business.

Europe’s cops takes on some very strange cases.

So-called Italian food on sale in the European Parliament causes shock and anger.

JD Vance, Liz Truss, whatever we call Prince Andrew these days, and others who could run Britain’s national broadcaster.

Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column. Surely we can all agree that there’s one big question that needs answering in French politics. No, not who will …

The adult in the room among Europe’s populists, the Italian prime had her work cut out for her with Orbán in town.