The Magazine
The Style Issue
March 20, 2017
Goings On
The Talk of the Town
Reporting & Essays
Shouts & Murmurs
Fiction
The Critics
Poems
Cartoons
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“You really have to stop fetishizing grades.”

“I feel a draft.”

“I appreciate the coffee, but have you had any luck getting a ladder?”


“Well, it looks like someone had a nice vacation.”


“Because if we’d told you we were coming you would have said no.”

“Something terrible must have happened somewhere.”

“How much should I pretend to care how they made their yams?”

“Who’s a good, royal, and most sovereign doggie?”

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