| Narrator's transcript for Kirby's Epic Yarn and Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn
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| Cutscene
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American English
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British English
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| Patch Land
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Welcome to Dream Land, a kingdom famous for peace and quiet.
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| It's the perfect little land... If you like that sort of thing.
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| Lately, there have been rumors of a caped sorcerer going around turning people into yarn! That's right... Yarn.
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Lately there have been rumours of a caped sorcerer going around turning people into yarn! That's right... Yarn.
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| One day...
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| Kirby saw his favorite food, a bright red tomato, on top of a bush.
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Kirby saw his favourite food, a bright red tomato, on top of a bush.
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| "Down the hatch!"
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"I bet it's yummy!"
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| But when Kirby tried to eat it, a caped sorcerer appeared! "My name is--"
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| "Hey! What are you doing?! Stop that!"
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| "No! That's my magic Metamato!"
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"Nooooo! That's my magic Metamato!"
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| Kirby gulped the Metamato right down!
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| Just then, a white sock around the sorcerer's neck began to glow...
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| Then it sucked Kirby up!
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| "..."
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| "This grass feels funny," Kirby thought. "It feels like...pants."
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"This grass feels funny," Kirby thought. "It feels like...trousers."
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| And to Kirby's surprise...
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| He saw that his entire body was made out of yarn!
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| Then, he saw a yarn monster chasing a blue yarn boy!
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| "Somebody help me!"
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| Kirby tried to swallow the monster up, but the air went right through his body!
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| Kirby wondered what he should do...
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| Suddenly, Kirby transformed into a car!
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| He drove away with the boy and left the monster behind to eat his dust!
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Apparently, that strange Metamato gave Kirby the power to seamlessly transform into a car and...who knows what else?
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Apparently that strange Metamato gave Kirby the power to seamlessly transform into a car...and who knows what else?
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| A Close Call
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"Thanks for your help," the blue yarn boy said. "...Not that I needed it."
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| "I'm Prince Fluff."
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| "Ever since Yin-Yarn the Sorcerer ripped Patch Land into seven pieces, you just can't go anywhere without running into these horrible--"
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| But Fluff was interrupted when they were attacked by a huge, three-eyed blob of yarn!
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| "Ew! Gross! Stop it!"
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"Eugh, yuck! Stop it!"
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| But before the blob could eat Prince Fluff, Kirby transformed and smashed it to smithereens in a most spectacular fashion!
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| Among the little blob bits, there was a shimmering piece of spiraling yarn.
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Among the little blob bits there was a shimmering piece of spiralling yarn.
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| "That's it! That's the magic yarn!" Fluff exclaimed.
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"That's it! That's a piece of the magic yarn!" Fluff exclaimed.
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| This was what Prince Fluff had been looking for!
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| Yin-Yarn had stolen the magic yarn from Patch Land.
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| The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom, and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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| "What about the other pieces...?"
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| "I've got to find the rest of them!"
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| Kirby, always happy to help, decided to help his friend recover the missing pieces.
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| And the two began their journey to stitch Patch Land back together.
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| Grumble, Grumble...
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"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"
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"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
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| The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...
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The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
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| The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom, and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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| Grumble, grumble...
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| Kirby's tummy was growling, so he went searching for food.
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Kirby's tummy was rumbling, so he went searching for food.
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| "Too bad there aren't any tomatoes up here," he thought.
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| Suddenly, the tree started rocking back and forth!
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| Kirby thought it was an earthquake, until...
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Kirby thought it was an earthquake until
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| He saw Prince Fluff shaking the tree!
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he saw Prince Fluff shaking the tree!
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| "THIS is how we get food in Patch Land!"
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| Kirby tried to hang on for as long as he could...
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| Which wasn't very long at all.
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| "Look at all that!" Fluff cried.
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| Kirby was so angry that he ran after Fluff.
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| He chased him for so darned long that he forgot all about being hungry.
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He chased him for so long that he forgot all about being hungry.
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| Sinister Designs
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"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"
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"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
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| The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...
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The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
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| The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom, and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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| Meanwhile, back in Dream Land...
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| The Waddle Dees were very busy inside Castle Dedede.
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| "Let's go! Hup hup!"
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"Faster! Keep going!"
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| "No slacking off!" barked King Dedede.
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"No lounging around!" barked King Dedede.
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| Just then, the king noticed that one of his Waddle Dees looked a little...
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| "Uhh... Heheheh!"
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| ...strange.
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| That Waddle Dee...was actually one of Yin-Yarn's creations!
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That Waddle Dee was actually one of Yin-Yarn's creations!
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| "Nyahahahahaaa!"
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| "Soon, Dream Land will be wrapped around my knitting needles!" Yin-Yarn cackled.
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| What sort of plan was he stringing together...?
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| Bon Appetit!
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"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"
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"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
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| The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...
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The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
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| The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom, and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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| Kirby and Fluff came upon a cake the size of a mountain! It was breathtaking.
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| Kirby tried to contain himself, but failed.
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| He dove right in and started gobbling up the cake!
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He dived right in and started gobbling up the cake!
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| "I declare a cake-eating duel!"
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| And with that, Prince Fluff jumped into the cake as well.
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| The two ate and ate and ate.
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| But they didn't balance their eating very well...
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| "WHHOAAA!"
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"OH NOOOOO!"
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| And before they could get down, the cake collapsed with them inside it!
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| "Eughh... I can't eat another bite!"
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| Prince Fluff moaned as he rubbed his cake-filled belly.
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Prince Fluff groaned as he rubbed his cake-filled belly.
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| But then, Kirby appeared with a huge cherry in his mouth!
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| *GULP!*
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| Kirby won the contest...and a looming tummy ache as well.
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| All Wrapped Up
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"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"
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"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
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| The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...
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The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
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| The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom, and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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| Back in Dream Land, it was total chaos over at Castle Dedede.
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| "What is going on here?!"
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| It appeared that Yin-Yarn's Waddle Dee impostors had captured all of the real Waddle Dees!
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| "You can't be mean to my Waddle Dees!"
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| "Only I can be mean to my Waddle Dees!"
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| That was when Yin-Yarn's troops decided to show King Dedede who was boss.
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| "Hey, that tickles!"
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"Hey, that tickles..."
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| "OK, that hurts!"
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| "UNCLE!"
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"STOP! I GIVE UP!"
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| And in no time, they had King Dedede wrapped up like a birthday present.
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| "Nyahahaa!"
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| "Only one more step and Dream Land will be mine!"
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| "What an honor to have a king serving me!"
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"What an honour it is to have a king serving me!"
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| Yin-Yarn's sock began to glow and sucked King Dedede right inside!
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Yin-Yarn's sock began to glow and then it sucked King Dedede right inside!
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| "Hehheheheh!"
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"Nyahahahahaa!"
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| "Dream Land will be mine!"
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| "...Not sure what I'll do with it, but I'll figure something out."
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| Could no one stop Yin-Yarn from tearing apart the very fabric of Dream Land?
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| Ambushed!
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"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"
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"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
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| The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...
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The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
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| The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom, and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
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| Meanwhile, in the sky above Dream Land...
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| On the Battleship Halberd, Meta Knight had noticed some strange changes in the landscape.
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On the battleship Halberd, Meta Knight had noticed some odd changes in the landscape.
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| "Patches... And stitching everywhere...?!"
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"Patches... And stitching everywhere..."
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| "What monster would do such a thing?!"
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| Just then, a powerful laugh filled the sky around him.
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| "Nyahahahahaa!"
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| "What? Who goes there?!"
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| Yin-Yarn crashed onto the deck and completely ambushed Meta Knight!
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| "Mind if I sock it to ya?"
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"Mind if I sock it to you?"
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| And just like that, Meta Knight was gone!
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| Now Yin-Yarn had Dream Land all to himself!
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| "Nyahahaaaaa!"
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| With Yin-Yarn's victory all sewn up, did this mean the end of Dream Land...?
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| To Dream Land!
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"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"
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"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
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| The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...
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The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
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| And Patch Land was stitched back together thanks to Kirby and Prince Fluff!
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| "Thanks, Kirby!"
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| "I couldn't have done it without your help!"
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"I couldn't have done it without your help."
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| Kirby and Prince Fluff jumped for joy, but their celebration was cut short when Meta Knight awoke.
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| "Kirby, forgive me! I blame the yarn!"
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| Meta Knight explained to Kirby that Yin-Yarn was taking over Dream Land.
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| This upset Kirby.
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This upset Kirby immensely.
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| He had no idea how to get back to Dream Land!
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| "I've got it!" Fluff declared.
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| Prince Fluff pulled out a sock just like the one Yin-Yarn had stolen from Patch Castle!
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| Socks always come in pairs, and now that Patch Land was stitched back together, the other sock's magic had been restored!
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| "Be careful, Kirby!"
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| "Yin-Yarn is one mean piece of string."
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| "He'll be fine!"
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| "After all, I'm going with him!" Fluff said.
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| And they all set out for Dream Land to button up Yin-Yarn's story once and for all.
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| Until Then!
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With Yin-Yarn's spell broken, Dream Land returned to its normal state of peace and quiet.
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| "Well, I guess this is good-bye," Fluff said.
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"Well, I guess this is goodbye," Fluff said.
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| It made Kirby sad to see his new friend leave.
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| "Buck up, Kirby!"
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| "As long as you have this magic sock, you can visit me anytime!"
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| "Until then!" Fluff said as he returned to Patch Land.
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| And that's the story of how Kirby and Prince Fluff defeated Yin-Yarn the Sorcerer and restored peace to Dream Land.
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| The next day, Kirby fell asleep in some shade.
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| He dozed happily with wonderful dreams and held the reminder of a dear friend...even though it smelled a bit.
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