The King's Secret
is a (NSFW) YouTube Poop made by SwishFilmsinc, using The Legend of Zelda CD-i Games as its source material. It's just like any other day in Hyrule, but it turns out that Duke Onkled is under attack, and Harkinian plans to go to Gamelon to help him. Zelda worries about what might happen to her father, but Impa tries to reassure her the Triforce of Wisdom promises the king's safe return. Unexpectedly, that's not the only thing the Triforce promises...
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- Aborted Arc: Played for Laughs. The king goes to Gamelon to aid Duke Onkled, but that plot thread is instantly forgotten when the Triforce of Wisdom shows the king having sex with the duke.
- Armored Closet Gay: Despite being caught in a gay orgy with multiple men, the king insists he isn't gay, but he just likes gay sex.
- Boomerang Bigot: Despite Link, Impa, Gwonam and Fari's homophobic remarks, the Triforce shows them happily engaging in the orgy.
- Cure Your Gays: Zelda decides to go to Gamelon to do this at the end.
- Disproportionate Retribution: If you're gay, you're sent to Tykogi Tower for imprisonment.
- Drop-In Character: Fari randomly shows up to declare the king a traitor for being gay.
- Everybody Has Lots of Sex: Every character who appears in the video gets involved in the orgy.
- "Everybody Laughs" Ending: The poop ends with Zelda and Harkinian sharing a laugh as she plans to cure them of their homosexuality.
- Everyone Is Bi: The orgy's participants are initially all-male, but Impa later gets involved with no complaint.
- Gag Censor: The censor over the Triforce of Wisdom initially just says "Censored", but the more the orgy escalates, it eventually gets labeled as "Quite Censored", then "Thankfully Censored", and culminates in "Holy Crap Am I Ever Glad This Is Censored".
- Hypocritical Humor: Impa, Gwonam and Fari denounce the orgy, and instantly the Triforce shows them participating.
- Instantly Proven Wrong: The king tries to deny that he's in the visions, but his future self instantly declares who he is and what he's doing.King Harkinian: I'm the king of Hyrule! I'm having gay sex with Duke Onkled!
- Implausible Deniability: The Triforce of Wisdom shows Harkinian with Duke Onkled. Harkinian tries to deny it even as the orgy escalates.
- Kissing Cousins: The Poop starts with Duke Onkled and King Harkinian engaging in coitus, and only gets crazier from there.
- Nothing Is Funnier: The orgy's details are (thankfully) left to the imagination, though we do get to (unthankfully) hear it.
- Oh, Crap!: Pretty much everyone's reactions to finding their future selves participating in the orgy.
- Only One Finds It Fun: Everyone else shows horror and confusion at the orgy except for Link, who masturbates to it.
- Parental Sexuality Squick: Zelda is displeased by the Triforce of Wisdom showing her father participating in an orgy.Zelda: My father's a whore!
- Politically Incorrect Hero: Despite Hyrule being a "heroic" nation, our heroes throw around homophobic slurs and being gay is apparently punishable by imprisonment.
- Precrime Arrest: Despite the fact that the orgy hasn't happened yet, Impa declares that everyone will be taken to Tykogi Tower for participating in it.
- Prison Rape: Implied with Goronu and Gwonam, as apparently the two met in prison.
- Serial Escalation: As the poop goes on, more and more people join the orgy.
- You Are Better Than You Think You Are: Done by Gwonam.Goronu: I'm hideous...
Gwonam: No, Goronu! You are so beautiful to me.