Roseluck is a pony who believes in Facts, and what she believes about them is that everypony saying something is true can only be the product of mass brainwashing. The free mind recognizes that Evidence is just a hoax with props. So if the government has asked ponies to temporarily wear masks in order to avoid spreading an illness? That can't be the real reason. Something is going on, and only the forces of Independent Thinking stand any chance of saving Ponyville from itself.
Of course, when it comes to the Flower Trio, Independent Thinking is also known as Fear-Addicted Paranoia. Everypony's been trying to tell them that for years...
Which proves the Conspiracy is just that widespread! To the soapboxes!
Can be found here.
This story contains examples of:
- Insane Troll Logic: Constantly. The Flower Trio resolutely refuse to touch anything even remotely resembling logic, and will only change their insane theories to even more insane theories in the face of irrefutable evidence.
- Thrill Seeker: A variant; the Flower Trio like being scared, so they find reasons to be scared at all times.
- Too Dumb to Live: Refusing to wear a mask (or stay indoors) during a pandemic might not be that bad. Ripping the mask off an obviously sick pony just in time for her to cough on you is definitely bad. Doing so within kicking range of Nurse Redheart is worse.