APRICOT CHEWING GUM WRAPPER: A crinkled chewing gum wrapper. The worn label reads: 'Tutti Frutti.' It smells faintly of apricots, with a barely noticeable twinge of cinnamon.
ENCYCLOPEDIA: You feel compelled to point out that there's nothing fruity about cinnamon — It's a spice derived from tree bark.
YOU: Cinnamon's not a fruit.
APRICOT CHEWING GUM WRAPPER: Can a used wrapper shrug? It seems like that's what the wrapper is doing, somehow. This is not about flowers, or bark? What *is* this about? Why are you looking at this wrapper?
ENCYCLOPEDIA: You feel compelled to point out that there's nothing fruity about cinnamon — It's a spice derived from tree bark.
YOU: Cinnamon's not a fruit.
APRICOT CHEWING GUM WRAPPER: Can a used wrapper shrug? It seems like that's what the wrapper is doing, somehow. This is not about flowers, or bark? What *is* this about? Why are you looking at this wrapper?