"Okay, 'A Simple Soda Can'? I wonder if this- this actually blows up. [bats the Soda Can] Let's see... it appears no, it- [the Soda Can explodes in a giant explosion] -OH GOD, IT DOES![Corpsing] Oh no, it was worse than anything else. Dude, I'm a crisp. [Corpsing again] Okay, so the Soda Can is not to be.. fucked with. Let's remember that."
