"Well, that's good. Fantastic, that is. Twenty minutes to save the world, and I've got a post office! And it's shut."
—The Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Eleventh Hour"
Congratulations, you have completed the pilot training course and are now ready for active duty. All money earned and any weapons found or purchased during testing will be used to cover training expenses. From here on out, you're on your own. Good luck, you're going to need it.
Raiden: I've lost all my gear. I need to contact Snake.
Colonel: He was never factored into the simulation. Leave him out of this.
Raiden: I can't do much naked, especially in this temperature.
Colonel: That's true — you won't be able to attack or enter the Hanging mode, either.
Colonel: He was never factored into the simulation. Leave him out of this.
Raiden: I can't do much naked, especially in this temperature.
Colonel: That's true — you won't be able to attack or enter the Hanging mode, either.
Zelda: A Hinox? You had to fight a Hinox?
Link: It was like— [coughs weakly] Eventide Island all over again. They took all my stuff. [sighs] Zelda, I like having my stuff.
Zelda: What stuff?
Link: All my stuff. No supplies. No weapons. They even took my pants. I hate it when they take my pants.
Zelda: You fought a Hinox naked?
Link: I fought a lot of things naked.
Link: It was like— [coughs weakly] Eventide Island all over again. They took all my stuff. [sighs] Zelda, I like having my stuff.
Zelda: What stuff?
Link: All my stuff. No supplies. No weapons. They even took my pants. I hate it when they take my pants.
Zelda: You fought a Hinox naked?
Link: I fought a lot of things naked.
This shrine imprisons and purifies the ancient evil. Outside equipment is forbidden beyond this point.
— Proving Grounds announcement, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Link: I still can't believe they asked me to fight a cave full of monsters in my sarashi and fundoshi.
Penn: I still can't believe you actually said yes when they did.
Penn: I still can't believe you actually said yes when they did.
—A Clover for Luck
, part of a The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom fan novelization
