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"#92. Never show anyone a picture of your sweetheart or family at any time. Otherwise the next time the picture is shown, it will be soaked in blood. Your blood, to be precise. "

"Oh, what?! He brought a picture of his family with him? Well, no wonder he died! He might as well have said he had two days until retirement!"

"They all had a picture – girlfriend, wife, kid. After a while, I realized everybody I found, on either side, had a picture. They were fighting for something. They were dying for something. I figured maybe if I didn’t have a picture to carry around with me I’d be better at my job, so when I got back, I broke things off with Jessica."
John Reese, Person of Interest

Nasa: My name is Nasa Yuzaki. I just got married for real the other day, and the person recording this video is my brand-new wife, and she's totally adorable and I can't—
Tsukasa: Darling, stop right there!
Nasa: W-What?
Tsukasa: Well it's pretty obvious this video is... yeah, I would have to call it a death flag.
Nasa: Huh?
Tsukasa: It's got that, "After the war is over, I'm getting married" vibe, know what I mean? It's kind of depressing and ominous.

Revolutionary: You know, when we get back home, I'm retiring from the revolution. Start a family, shows picture. That's Betty Jo. Yeah. Right on, yeah. Buy a home in the country. Raise your own fruits and vegetables, make our own bread, you know what I mean? Make our own-(is hit in the chest with a spear)
Black Dynamite: Who saw that coming—I mean, who saw where that came from?

Captain America: Bucky, would you do me a favor and assure these fine gentlemen that I've never lost a crew in three years of this covert operations? In fact, just to hammer home the point, you're all invited to my impending nuptials in six months time.


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