Batman: Hold up, Robin. Better put five cents in the meter.
Robin: No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket!
Batman: No matter, Robin. This money goes towards building better roads. We all must do our part!
Robin: Holy taxation! You're right again, Batman!
Johnny: Ben... Should we be doing this? what if we just have a shrinking reservoir of power left? This isn't even our universe! It's one of a million! And we have to find our Reed and Sue still!
Ben: Pal... Think you could look our Reed and Sue in the eye after not helping these people?
Johnny: Dammit, I hate when you're right, you tangerine nightmare.
Ben: Pal... Think you could look our Reed and Sue in the eye after not helping these people?
Johnny: Dammit, I hate when you're right, you tangerine nightmare.
Red: You took your time gettin' here, though.
Panta: We were giving an old lady directions and it took longer than we thought!
Waffle: She had all these heavy bags and we just couldn't leave her there...! Hah hah hah!
Panta: We were giving an old lady directions and it took longer than we thought!
Waffle: She had all these heavy bags and we just couldn't leave her there...! Hah hah hah!
"After all we've been through—why can't you ever think about the big picture?!"
— J. Jonah Jameson, Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man #306
"Do you know the key to hunting a Jedi, friend? It is patience. Jedi cannot help what they are. Their compassion leaves a trail. For example, in our line of work, rumors run rampant. Here’s one I heard just recently. It involves a Jedi hiding right here in your lovely saloon. Let’s say ours is a wanderer. Maybe he’s looking for people like him. Comes across this establishment. Nice place. And then he sees you. A man in need. Perhaps the locals are stealing from you. Threatening you. So what is the Jedi to do? Help you and risk exposure? Or move on? Now, if he were smart, he’d keep moving, but the Jedi Code is like an itch. He cannot help it. So he steps in and saves your saloon. You offer him a place to hide. Fresh water, shade from the suns, but the stories, they begin and they travel quickly. His compassion has been his undoing."
—Grand Inquisitor, Obi-Wan Kenobi, "Part I"
