Hello, Al Here. Yes, I do look a lot different than what I did in UHF because I shot that movie, (Checks the time on his watch) 10 years ago. Hey! Guess what? It's time to show you the cut scenes!
— "Weird Al" Yankovic giving us the introduction to the deleted scene from the 1999 DVD release of UHF
Delightful! Delirious! Deleted. "Deleted" means they were supposed to be in my movie, but didn't make it in!
— Funshine Bear on the DVD menu of Care Bears: Journey to Joke-A-Lot
''That was too Easy. (Triskull walks away and laughs after he defeats five Lightspeed rangers and three Galaxy rangers, while the sky changes from night time to day time.)
— Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue on the VHS release of Trakeena's Revenge: Power Rangers in 3D: Triple Force
"Carry On England, I think I just had one line as a cook. I think there was more dialogue, but it got cut for some reason."
"During the orchestra scene, the band did a jazz number, and it became chaotic. I was on the drums, playing a stupid, dumb boy, and went bananas. It was terribly sad that the scene ended up being cut."
"I had this speech to start the film, which was supposed to be dramatic, but it was cut because Gerald Thomas said it was too dramatic for the Carry On films."
"I had some scenes in that film with Trisha Noble, we had a lot of romance scenes that ended up on the cutting room floor. Take the part at the end of the film with the goat, it makes absolutely no sense because the additional scenes with the goat were cut. I was supposed to rescue Trisha from the shower block from this man-eating goat, as it traps her in there. If they had left that in, it would make more sense with the end scene where it chases Amelia Bayntun."