Gay Robot: Can I suck your dick?
John: What?
Adam: No, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot.
John: That was funny.
Adam: The Gay Robot gets a little horny 'cause he doesn't know any gay guys around here.
John: Oh, I see.
John: What?
Adam: No, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot.
John: That was funny.
Adam: The Gay Robot gets a little horny 'cause he doesn't know any gay guys around here.
John: Oh, I see.
"Jack, if I'm supposed to stay away from every guy you've ever slept with, that would leave me with [beat] women."
— Will Truman, Will & Grace
"Dear Points of View, watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy made me think that if I made gay friends, they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me."
Dan White: Can two men reproduce?
Harvey Milk: No, but God knows we keep trying.
— Milk
"Are the gay boys always so ... forward?" Danny asked with a slight cringe. "It's kind of creepy."
Kayda resisted the urge to chuckle at her brother's plight, not that she'd have understood anyway. Last spring, she'd known that she was a lesbian, and in Poe, none of the boys hit on her, but it felt comforting and even reassuring that some of the girls were flirtatious. It reinforced her self-confidence. "They'll settle down a bit; you have to remember that most of them are freshmen away from home for the first time, and in a cottage where they can cut loose and be themselves for the first time in their lives. Until they got here, they probably lived in fear that someone would find out their sexuality, and they had to hide their feelings." She smiled. "Give them a week or so, and they'll calm down." Then she chuckled. "Or you can just be Danica whenever you're in the cottage so they don't bother you!"
"And get hit on by all the lesbians?" Danny gawked. "Like that's any better?"
Kayda resisted the urge to chuckle at her brother's plight, not that she'd have understood anyway. Last spring, she'd known that she was a lesbian, and in Poe, none of the boys hit on her, but it felt comforting and even reassuring that some of the girls were flirtatious. It reinforced her self-confidence. "They'll settle down a bit; you have to remember that most of them are freshmen away from home for the first time, and in a cottage where they can cut loose and be themselves for the first time in their lives. Until they got here, they probably lived in fear that someone would find out their sexuality, and they had to hide their feelings." She smiled. "Give them a week or so, and they'll calm down." Then she chuckled. "Or you can just be Danica whenever you're in the cottage so they don't bother you!"
"And get hit on by all the lesbians?" Danny gawked. "Like that's any better?"
Pounce (Daniel/Danica Franks), who was put in Poe Cottage (an LGBT+ dorm) due to occasional Involuntary Shapeshifting, shortly after his arrival at Superhero School Whateley Academy, to his sister (formerly brother) Pejuta (Kayda Franks), Whateley Universe, "What's New, Pussycat?", part 1