Related to Signature Scene, a Signature Line is a quote of dialogue that everyone remembers from a work of fiction, and has become synonymous with it. When the general public thinks of the work, this is the one quote that immediately springs to mind, and may be the only reason to remember the work at all.
There are many reasons that the line may stand out. It may be...
- A major centerpiece of the marketing for the work, possibly the tagline,
- The opening line or monologue of a famous work,
- A line that evoked major controversy,
- A line that is incredibly ridiculous or narmful in what is supposed to be a serious work, and/or
- The major twist in the work.
No matter the reason, the Signature Line is cemented in the minds of the general public. If you have actually seen the work yourself and are familiar with it, there may be lines that stick out more for you.
For game shows, the Elimination Catchphrase usually becomes the show's signature line as well.
A Signature Line is a line of dialogue that actually appears in the work. If the line is never actually spoken in the work, it's an example of Beam Me Up, Scotty!.
Signature Lines are likely to succumb to Memetic Mutation (usually, Memetic Mutation is how they become the Signature Line), and thereby result in viewers Watching It For The Meme.
Don't confuse this with a Catchphrase; a signature line is something viewers might watch the entire show simply to hear, not just something that gets said a lot. If many different people in the show say it, it's the show's Arc Words. Sometimes, of course, a catchphrase or arc words can catch on and come to define the show in popular imagination, but it's rarer than you'd think — the vast majority of signature lines are only spoken once in the work where they appear. Also not to be confused with Tagline or Wham Line.
NOTE: Since these are signature lines, spoilers won't be marked. You Have Been Warned!
Examples
- Anime & Manga
- Films — Live-Action
- Live-Action TV
- Music
- Video Games
- Web Video
- Franchises
- Alka-Seltzer:
- "Mama mia! That's a spicy meatball!"
- "I can't believe I ate that whole thing!"
- "FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!" (Big Bill Hell's)
- "Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's, home of CHALLENGE PISSING! That's right, challenge pissing."
- "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!"
- "Hey kid... catch." "Wow, thanks, Mean Joe!" (Coca-Cola)
- Flex Seal:
- "To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!"
- "Now that's a lotta damage!"
- "You're my present this year." (Folgers, "Coming Home")
- "Oh no, Mrs. Burke! I thought you were Dale!" (Grape-Nuts)
- "I'm not only the Hair Club president, but I'm also a client." (Sy Sperling, Hair Club For Men)
- "Many of you feel bad for this lamp. That is because you crazy. It has no feelings, and the new one is much better." (IKEA, "Lamp")
- "Uh...khakis?" (Jake from State Farm)
- "OH YEAH!" (Kool-Aid)
- "HEY!" (LEGO City commercials)
- "I've fallen! And I can't get up!" (Life Alert)
- "Long long maaaaaaaan!" (Long Long Man)
- "Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse." (The Man Your Man Could Smell Like)
- "You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it." (Men's Warehouse)
- "...make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night." (Mighty No. 9 Masterclass trailer)
- "I don't always drink beer...but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends." (The Most Interesting Man in the World)
- Partnership to End Addiction:
- "This is your brain. This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?"
- "You, alright? I learned it by watching you!"
- "I was so impressed, I bought the company." (Remington Shavers)
- Sega Genesis U.S. commercials:
- "Is it the shoes?" (Spike And Mike)
- "Money, it's gotta be the shoes!"
- "No, Mars."
- "Do you know? Do you know? Do you know?"
- "You're a kid now! You're a squid now!" (Splatoon 1 commercials)
- "Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!" (Trix)
- "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV." (Chris Robinson, Vicks Formula 44)
- Vince Offer:
- "You followin' me, camera guy?"
- "You're gonna love my nuts."
- "I'm the evil mastermind behind the scenes. I'm the wicked puppeteer who pulls the strings and makes you dance. I'm your writer." ("Animal Man")
- "Avengers, assemble!" (The Avengers)
- "Bees. My God." (Amazons Attack! (2007))
- "These Romans are crazy!" (Obelix)
- "No one forgets. No one." (Astro City)
- Batman
- "I'm Batman."
- "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot..."
- "So! They laugh at my boner, will they?! I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!" (The Joker's Comedy of Errors!)
- "I have needs, Alfred. Dirty, horrible needs."
- "I'm the goddamn Batman." (All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder)
- "...I want you... to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember... my hand... at your throat... I want you to remember... the one man who beat you..." (The Dark Knight Returns)
- From the same book, "This isn't a mudhole. This is an operating table… and I'm the surgeon."
- "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day." (The Killing Joke)
- "In my attempts to see clearly in the deepest dark, in my efforts to go to the still eye in the storm of madness, did I open myself up to some pure source of evil? Did I finally real the limits of reason? And find the Devil waiting? And was that fear in his eyes?" ("Batman R.I.P.")
- "The enemy will look away, for just a moment, underestimating him for that single fraction of a second too long. And no matter how dark the night, there will be no hiding place for evil."
- "You. You just redefined 'wrong'." ("Batman and Robin")
- "White greasepaint. Red lipstick. A purple suit. A green wig. And it did nothing, until I smiled." ("Whatever Happened to The Caped Crusader?")
- "You don't get Heaven, or Hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman."
- Batman & Captain America: "I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an American criminal lunatic!", the one line from the comic most often brought up to show how even the Joker hates Nazis.
- "Stupid, stupid rat creatures!" (Bone)
- "Hail HYDRA." (Captain America: Steve Rogers)
- Captain America: Winter Soldier: Winter Soldier's dialogue with Steve where he responds: "Who the hell is Bucky?" was so iconic that it was repeated verbatim in the MCU film and appeared (albeit censored) in The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
- Fantastic Four
- "It's clobberin' time!"
- "Flame on!"
- ''Final Crisis"
- "Call the goons off, I'm an old man. These boys would hate to have their asses handed to them by an old man."
- "I. AM. THE. NEW. GOD."
- "Darkseid always hated music."
- "My ward... IS A JUNKIE!?" (Green Arrow)
- "In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power... Green Lantern's light!" (Green Lantern)
- "No more mutants." (House of M)
- "Hulk...SMASH!!" (The Incredible Hulk)
- "Hulk is the strongest there is!"
- "Don't make me angry. You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry!."
- "As long as one man stands against you, Thanos, you'll never be able to claim victory." (The Infinity Gauntlet)
- "I am the law." (Judge Dredd)
- "Sweet Christmas!" (Luke Cage)
- "You crack me up, little buddy!" (Sam & Max: Freelance Police)
- "You've just made me a very rich woman." (Sin City)
- "Big oof." (Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW))
- Spider-Man
- "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility." note
- "Face it, Tiger... you just hit the jackpot!"
- "My Spider-Sense is tingling."
- "Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!"
- "I'm going to get you, Goblin! I'm going to destroy you slowly... and when you start begging me to end it— I'm going to remind you of one thing. You killed the woman I loved! And for that you're going to die!"
- "We are Venom!"
- "I want your marriage!"
- "It's you." "The one and only." (Superior Spider-Man (2013))
- "But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs." (Spider-Man and the X-Men)
- Superman:
- "This looks like a job for Superman."
- "Up, up, and away!"
- "Do you have any idea what you did to me!?" (For the Man Who Has Everything)
- "Happy Birthday, Kryptonian. I give you... oblivion!"
- "BURN!"
- The “Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last hope. Kindly couple.” sequence, which distills Supe’s backstory down to eight words, is by far the most famous thing about All-Star Superman.
- "You're much stronger than you think you are. Trust me."
- "Surrender? SURRENDER??!! You think this letter on my head stands for France?" (The Ultimates)
- "I do not have a name. You can call me 'V.'" (V for Vendetta)
- "I'm the best there is at what I do." Sometimes followed by: "And what I do isn't very nice." (Wolverine of the X-Men)
- "'Do it?' Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago." (Watchmen)
- "And all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'...And I'll look down and whisper 'no.'"
- "I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me."
- "Ack thbbft!" (Bloom County)
- "It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" (Calvin and Hobbes)
- "Aaack!" (Cathy)
- "I hate Mondays." (Garfield)
- "Good grief." (Peanuts)
- "You Blockhead!"
- "We have met the enemy, and he is us." (Pogo)
- Abandoned by Disney: Anyone who knows anything about the original creepypasta likely knows the what photonegative Mickey Mouse costume asks the protagonist in its Signature Scene: "Hey... wanna see my head come off?"
- "I'm not gay, Greg." (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: 25 Years Later)
- "'No, John. You are the demons.' And Then John Was a Zombie." (DOOM: Repercussions of Evil)
- "Because you are headcrab zombie." (Half-Life: Full Life Consequences)
- "I have to kill fast and bullets too slow."
- "chard monster" (How I Became Yours)
- "FUCKING MEME STORM!" (Khaos Omega)
- "What the hell are you doing you MOTHERFUKERS!"[sic] (My Immortal)
- "MUCKLE DAMRED CULT! 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?" (Old Man Henderson)
- "I believe this is all happening for a reason." (Nuzlocke Comics)
- "You're one of them." (Pokéumans)
- "And he held out... SOME JEW!" (Star Kits Prophcy)
- "Hitler had become a Super Saiyan." (Until the End of Time)
- "Consider this your bad omen!" (Sonic Omens)
- "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves": "Open sesame!", of course, has become a go-to phrase for opening anything (see Open Sesame).
- "Are you surprised? It's a big mistake to think you're the only one who can turn into a car. I'm a car now, too!" (Adolescence of Utena)
- Ali Baba & the Gold Raiders:
- Cassim mentioning Osama bin Laden's name for the password is considered to be one of the most memorable lines for how out-of-left-field it is as well as making reference to one of the most infamous Middle Eastern terrorists in a movie based on a story set in the Middle East.
- "Zaitoon" became a rather infamous word in relation to this film because the characters say it a lot in the last minutes.
- Anastasia (1997):
- "Grandma, it's me. Anastasia."
- "One step at a time. One hope, then another..."
- "Dancing bears, painted winds. Things I almost remember..."
- "In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning..."
- Batman: Under the Red Hood:
- "Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me. But why, why on God's Earth... is HE still alive!?"
- "You managed to find a way to win, and EVERYBODY STILL LOSES!"
- "You let one ant stand up to us, and they all might stand up. Those 'puny little' ants outnumber us a hundred to one, and if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about food! It's about keeping those ants in line." (A Bug's Life)
- Cars:
- "Speed...I am speed."
- "Ka-chow!"
- The Croods:
- "Never not be afraid!"
- "RELEASE THE BABY!"
- "Dun dun duuuuun!"
- "I call it a rug, rhymes with Grug."
- "I...have...an...IDEA!"
- Disney Animated Canon:
- "Magic Mirror, on the wall, who, now, is the fairest one of all?" (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
- "They never come back... as BOYS!!!" (Pinocchio (1940))
- "Off with her head!" (Alice in Wonderland (1951))
- "Your mother can't be with you anymore." (Bambi)
- "Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them." (The Aristocats)
- "For who could ever learn to love a beast?" (Beauty and the Beast)
- Aladdin (1992, Disney):
- "He's got a sword!" "You idiots, we've all got swords!"
- "You ain't never had a friend like me!"
- "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER! ...itty-bitty living space."
- "Do You Trust Me?"
- "I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid..."
- The Lion King:
- NAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAAAAAAAMA BAGITHIII BABA!
- "Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase!"
- "Long live the king."
- "I just can't wait to be king!"
- "Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king."
- "THEY CALL ME MR. PIG!"
- "It's the Circle of Life! And it moves us all!"
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame:
- "So here is a riddle to guess if you can, sing the bells of Notre Dame, what makes a monster and what makes a man?"
- "SANCTUARY!"
- "Citizens of Paris! Frollo has persecuted our people! Ransacked our city! Now, he has declared war... ON NOTRE-DAME HERSELF! WILL WE ALLOW IT?!" "NOOOOO!!!"
- "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"
- Hercules (1997):
- "And then along came Zeus!"
- "I've got 24 hours to get rid of this... bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and you. Are wearing. HIS. MERCHANDISE?!"
- "People always do crazy things, when they're in love."
- "For a true hero isn't measured by the size of their strength, but by the strength of their heart."
- Mulan:
- "Alright, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...!"
- "YOU MISSED! HOW COULD YOU MISS?! HE WAS THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!!!"
- "Not quite."
- "You will always be in my heart" (Tarzan (1999))
- The Emperor's New Groove:
- "You threw off my groove!"
- "Pull the lever, Kronk! ...WRONG LEVER!"
- "Why do we even have that lever?"
- "Oh yeah, it's all coming together."
- "Well, you got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense."
- "Uh-oh." "Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall?" "Yep." "Sharp rocks at the bottom?" "Most likely." "...Bring it on."
- "Alright, who's not dead? Sound off." (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)
- "ʻOhana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten." (Lilo & Stitch (2002))
- "Meega, nala kweesta!"
- "There's no place I'd rather be, than on a surfboard out at sea..."
- "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good."
- Treasure Planet:
- "The cyborg... Beware... The cyborg...!"
- "Now, if you pardon my plain speaking, gentlemen... are you all... STARK-RAVING, TOTALLY BLINKING DAFT?!?"
- "You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you're made of... well, I hope I'm there, catching some of the light coming off you that day."
- "You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!"
- "Keep moving forward." (Meet the Robinsons)
- "Bolt. Speak." (Bolt)
- Wreck-It Ralph:
- "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!"
- "Thanks, Satan." "It's Saitine, actually."
- "I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be, than me."
- "You are one dynamite gal."
- "Why do I fix everything I touch?"
- "Turbo-tastic!"
- Frozen:
- "The snow glows white on the mountain tonight. Not a footprint to be seen..."
- "Let it Go, let it go..."
- "Conceal, don't feel..."
- "Do you want to build a snowman?"
- "Hi, I'm Olaf and I like Warm Hugs!"
- "Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart."
- "Oh Anna, if only there was someone out there who loved you."
- "The only 'frozen heart' around here is yours"
- As for the sequel, "I don't even know a Samantha!"
- Big Hero 6:
- Zootopia (2016):
- "Sly fox, dumb bunny."
- "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."
- "Flash, Flash, hundred-yard dash!"
- "What can I say except 'You're welcome'?" (Moana)
- Encanto:
- "We don't talk about Bruno."
- “Seven-foot frame, rats along his back!”
- "He's making the wrong face!" (The Emoji Movie)
- "Are you cussing with me?" (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
- FernGully: The Last Rainforest:
- "Human tales? Humans don't have tails, they have big big bottoms they wear with bad shorts! They walk around going 'Hi Helen!'"
- "Awesome use of the language, dude!"
- "We all have a power, and it grows when it is shared."
- "Great, I've been shrunk by an amateur!"
- "Only fools are positive." / "Are you sure?" / "I'm positive!...I fell for it! I should have known!"
- "Uh, Tony, there's a little man on the windshield here."
- Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
- From the iconic prologue;
- "The Lifestream. That's what we call the river of life that circles our planet. Giving life to the world, and everything in it."
- "There was one SOLDIER named Sephiroth, who was better than the rest. But when he found out about the terrible experiments that made him, he began to hate Shinra. And then, over time, he began to hate everything; Shinra and the people against them. Sephiroth, who hated the planet so much, he wanted to make it go away. And the people who tried to stop him. There were a lot of battles. For every battle, there were more sadness. Someone I love... went back to the Lifestream, too."
- "Sadness was the price to see it end. It's been two years since they told me that."
- "Dilly-dally, shilly-shally."
- "Good to see you, Cloud."
- "Shall I give you... despair?"
- "There's not a thing I don't cherish!"
- "Stay where you belong, in my memories." "I will... never be a memory."
- From the iconic prologue;
- "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming..." (Finding Nemo)
- Free Birds: Any mention of the film (or even time travel in general) is guaranteed to be met with repetitions of "We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu."
- A Grand Day Out: "NO CRACKERS, GROMIT! WE'VE FORGOTTEN THE CRACKERS!" is the joke that sets the tone for the entire rest of the Wallace & Gromit series, so it's no wonder it's easily the most quoted part of the short that started it all.
- Gundam:
- "Nu Gundam wa date ja nai!" (This Nu Gundam isn't just for show!) (Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack)
- "History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. However, history will change upon the day of my coronation." (Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz)
- Gundam 00: A Wakening of the Trailblazer
- Indiscriminate firing!
- "Young man! Do you need a beacon to the future? I, Graham Aker will gladly oblige! This is not death… It's for humankind to live on!"
- "Go to the church and ask God to forgive you." (The Hockey Sweater, animated adaptation)
- "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!" (How to Train Your Dragon)
- The Incredibles 1:
- "THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!"
- "I mean, after all... I am your biggest fan."
- "Coincidence? I think NOT!"
- "And when everyone's super, no one will be."
- "NO CAPES!"
- "HONEY? Where's my super suit?"
- "YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! We are talking about the greater good!"
- "I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
- "Take her to the moon for me, okay?" (Inside Out)
- "Delusional? OF COURSE I AM DELUSIONAL!!" (Inside Out 2)
- The Iron Giant:
- "I Am Not a Gun."
- "You are who you choose to be."
- "Superman..."
- "Souls... don't... die..."
- "You stay. I go. No following."
- "You are pathetic." (Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie)
- "No! NOOOOOOOO!" (Joshua and the Promised Land)
- Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox:
- "Break the sound barrier, and there's a sonic boom. You broke the time barrier, Flash. Time boom. Ripples of distortion radiated out through that point of impact, shifting everything just a tiny bit. But enough. Enough for events to happen slightly different."
- "Her hero; how noble. Oh, wait! You didn't stop JFK from getting assassinated or make sure Hitler stayed in art school. You saved your mommy. You missed her. And in a supreme act of selfishness shattered history like a rank amateur, turned the world into a living hell moments away from destruction and I'm the villain?"
- "You're one hell of a messenger. Thank you."
- KPop Demon Hunters
- "HUNTR/X don't miss! How it's done, done, done!"
- "Couch! Couch! Couch!"
- "We're going up, up, up, it's our moment..."
- "You're my soda pop. My little soda pop!"
- "Teddy bears and choo-choo trains? Really? Choo-choo."
- "Why couldn't you love me!?" "I do!" "ALL OF ME!?"
- "You gave me my soul back. And now, I give it to you."
- Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama: "Out there... in here" which has become synonymous with Kim and Ron's romance among the fans.
- Kung Fu Panda:
- Kung Fu Panda 1:
- "The Wuxi Finger Hold?!" Oh, you know this hold."
- "Can we run now?" "...Yes."
- "Do you want to learn kung fu?" "Yeah!" "Then I am your master!"
- "So that is his name. Po. Finally, a Worthy Opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"
- "To make something special you just have to believe it's special."
- "There is no secret ingredient."
- "I'm not a big, fat panda. I'm the big, fat panda!"
- "Skadoosh!"
- Kung Fu Panda 2:
- "You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you waaay over there... Staining the wall!"
- "Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine."
- "Inner Peace."
- "Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story - who you choose to be."
- Kung Fu Panda 1:
- The LEGO Movie:
- "Everything is awesome!"
- "Honey, where are my pants?"
- "SPACESHIP!"
- "You don't have to be the bad guy."
- The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part:
- "It was perfectly fine without RAISINS!"
- "Silenzio, Bruno!" (Luca)
- "Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave." (Madagascar 1)
- Megamind:
- "Oh, I wouldn't say 'freed'. More like, 'under new management'."
- "There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England."
- "You dare challenge Megamind?!"
- "Oh, you're a villain, alright. Just not a super one!" "Yeah? What's the difference?" "PRESENTATION!"
- Rock & Rule:
- "She can sing, or she can scream! But she still pissed me off."
- "The magic of once voice, one heart, one song! But there is ...no ...one!"
- "This can go two ways, punk. One, you walk away. Two, I walk on your face!" (Scooby-Doo! Legend of the Phantosaur)
- Shrek
- Shrek 1:
- "SomeBODY once told me..."
- "WHAT are you DOING IN MY SWAMP?!"
- "Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your... face!"
- "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
- "Ogres are like onions."
- "I OBJECT!"
- "For five minutes. Could you not be yourself... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!" (Shrek 2)
- Shrek Forever After:
- "Do the roar."
- "That's not even an ogre, it is a troll! Nice try."
- "But... but I'm your true love." "Then where were you when I needed you?"
- "You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again."
- Puss in Boots: The Last Wish:
- "Fear me, if you dare!"
- "What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?"
- "Pick it up. Pick. it. up."
- "Y-y-you're not gonna shoot a puppy, are ya, Jack?" "Yeah, in the face, why?"
- "You're horrible! You're an irredeemable monster!" "Wha-wha-what took you so long, idiot?"
- "Puss in Boots laughs in the face of Death, right? But you're not laughing now." "You are no bounty hunter. You are...!" "DEATH. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up. And I've come for you, Puss in Boots."
- "I came here for an arrogant little legend who thought he was immortal! ...But I don't see him anymore."
- "What did I do to deserve this?!" (Beat) "I mean what specifically?!"
- Shrek 1:
- Spider-Man: Spider-Verse:
- Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse:
- "Let's start at the beginning one last time."
- "And I... I did this. We don't talk about this."
- "Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands."
- "I'm going to miss him."
- "It always fits. Eventually."
- "How many Spider-Men are there?" "Save it for Comic-Con."
- "Hey."
- "He took a bagel!"
- "I killed Spider-Man. Why did I just see two more?" "There's three, actually."
- "This is a pretty hardcore origin story."
- "Miles, the hardest part of this job is you can't always save everybody."
- "It's a leap of faith."
- "I see this spark in you. It's amazing. It's why I push you. But it's yours. Whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great."
- "You gotta go home, man."
- "Not bad, kid."
- "How dare you point at me!"
- Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
- "Are these your drawings?"
- "Alright, let's do things differently this time. So differently."
- "And don't get me started on Doctor Strange and the little nerd back from Earth-199999!"
- "I created you, you created me." "Spider-Man, why did you create that guy?!"
- "You hit me with a bagel!"
- "Chai tea?! Chai means tea, bro! You're saying tea tea! Would I ask you for a coffee coffee with room for cream cream?!"
- "And this is where the British stole all of our stuff!"
- "You'll finally have a villain worth fighting and I won't be JUST A JOKE TO YOU!!"
- "It's a metaphor for Capitalism."
- "Canon events are the connections that bind our lives together. But those connections can be broken. That's why anomalies are so dangerous."
- "Takin' a crap on the establishment, I salute you."
- "All personnel, drop what you're doing and stop Spider-Man!"
- "You're a mistake! If you hadn’t been bit, your Peter Parker would've lived! Instead he died, saving you! He would have stopped the collider before it ever went off, Spot wouldn’t exist, and none of this would have happened! And all this time, I have been the only one holding it all together! You don't belong here. You never did. You're just a kid who has NO... IDEA... WHAT HE'S DOING!"
- "Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go! Nah. Imma do my own thing."
- "Who's Spider-Man?"
- "I'm Miles Morales. But you? You call me the Prowler."
- Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse:
- The Super Mario Bros. Movie:
- "That is but a taste of our fury! Do you yield?" "(Evil Laugh) I do not."
- "Too much? It's-a PERFECT! WAHOO!"
- "You just got a-Luigi'd!"
- "Ooh, what if she says no?"
- "Had enough?" "Not. Even. Close."
- "We've got to have... money." (Tom and Jerry: The Movie)
- Toy Story:
- Toy Story 1:
- "To infinity and beyond!"
- "YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!"
- "This isn't flying! It's falling with style!"
- "Uh, Buzz? You missed the truck!" "We're not aiming for the truck!"
- Toy Story 2:
- "You never forget kids like Emily or Andy. But they forget you."
- "Being brave doesn't mean you're not scared. It means you yodel while you're scared."
- "I can't stop Andy from growing up. But I wouldn't miss it for the world."
- "You can't rush art!"
- "Don't do it, Woody! We love you!"
- "I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday! All the way to work!"
- "Use Your Head!" "But I don't wanna use my head!"
- Toy Story 3
- "Where's your kid now, sheriff?"
- '"So long, partner.'"
- Toy Story 1:
- Transformers One:
- "Badassatron!"
- "Some transformations...are permanent."
- "Down here, the truth is what I make it."
- "I'm done saving you."
- "The Age of Primes has ended! No more false prophets! Follow me, and you will never again be deceived! RISE UUUUUUUP!"
- "I... am... MEGATRON!!!"
- "ARISE... Optimus Prime!"
- "We could've built the future together."
- "You watch my back, I promise to watch yours."
- "Here, freedom and autonomy are the right of all sentient beings. Here, all are truly...AUTOBOTS."
- "DECEPTICONS! RISE UP!"
- The Transformers: The Movie:
- "One shall stand, one shall fall!"
- "Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior."
- "Who disrupts my coronation?!" "Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy." "Megatron, is that you?" "Here's a hint!"
- "Oh, shit! What are we going to do now!?"
- "Arise, Rodimus Prime!"
- "Because singing killed my grandma, okay?!" (Trolls (2016))
- "I like boys! I like loud music! I like gyrating! I'm thirteen, DEAL WITH IT!" (Turning Red)
- "You wanna see CRASS?!"
- "AWOOGA!"
- "I don't want to survive! I want to live!" (WALL•E)
- "But I already am in a cage." (Wolfwalkers)
- Alvin and the Chipmunks: "ALVINNN!", so much so that the 2015 revival is stylised as ALVINNN!!! And The Chipmunks.
- "It was never meant to be." (Dream SMP)
- "The city is fucking destroyed!" (Hellfire Commentaries)
- "Mah balls!" (Lucahjin)
- "MOVE FASTER, POKEY!" (ProtonJon)
- "GAMMMMEEE!" (The Runaway Guys)
- "So Bowser, I hate to tell you this, but... your test results came back positive... positive for communism."
- "By the way, bye guys."
- "I am an asshole, I am an asshole, I am such an asshole~!"
- "Meet Josh Jepson. His boy Chugga. Daughter Johnny. Tim, his wife!"
- "To defend ourselves from Jon's mother!" "WHAT?!"
- "Calibrary Cuff Paula Deen?! Calibrary Cuff?!"
- "Should we do Daisy on hard?"
- "Detailed results- ONE COIN?!?!"
- "Hello! This is Stampy, and welcome to another Minecraft Let's Play video, and another video inside of Stampy's Lovely World!"
- "Not even close, baybee!" (videogamedunkey)
- "This reminds me of that time I beat Sky in Smash."
- "I'm done with League of Legends."
- "KNACK IS BACK, BABY!"
- "Game of the year is SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2, BAYBEE!"
- "Watch out for my (X)!"
- "It's a good thing I brought my kill move, then."
- "WAAAAAAAARIO TIIIIME!!!" (Party Crashers)
- "Perfect rotation!"
- "Who was here?! Who was here?! Who slayed the boss?! Who slayed the king?! Who has dethroned him?! Who has stolen his crown?! That is me!"
- "You should jump into Magma Mountain, NOW!!"
- "Imagine being in last place with zero stars, that's embarrassing."
- "I thought it was the left side!"
- "I cast Thunder Spell!"
- "Ah, to the surprise of nobody."
- "Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice." (One Hundred Years of Solitude)
- Nineteen Eighty-Four
- "Big Brother Is Watching you."
- "WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH."
- "But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."
- The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
- "All right, I'll go to hell, then."
- "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot."
- "So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians." (Alcatraz Series, the opening line)
- Alice in Wonderland
- "Curiouser and curiouser."
- "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
- "But I don't want to Go Among Mad People." "Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
- "Off with His Head!"
- "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
- Animal Farm
- "All animals are equal. But some animals are more equal than others."
- "Four legs good, two legs bad." Which eventually morphs into "Four Legs Good, Two Legs Better."
- "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." (Anna Karenina)
- Atlas Shrugged
- "I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."
- "Who is John Galt?"
- Both leading to one of the more memorable quotes of literary critique: "Eventually, the question you ask stops being 'Who is John Galt?' and becomes 'When will John Galt shut up?'"
- "Finished? You and I? How can you even begin to understand what I've had to do to bring you to this world? You've been my only care for over a thousand years. I've endured anguish and loss and pain beyond your ability to understand what the words mean - all for you. I've lived in poverty and squalor for hundreds of years at a time - all for you. I gave up a sister I loved more than my life itself - all for you. I've gone through fire and despair worse than fire a dozen times over - all for you. And you think this has all been an entertainment for me? - some idle amusement? You think the kind of care I've devoted to you for a thousand years and more comes cheaply? You and I will never be finished, Belgarion. Never! We will go on together until the end of days if necessary. We will never be finished. You owe me too much for that!" (The Belgariad)
- The Bell Jar
- "It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York."
- "To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is the bad dream."
- "If you don't come to Lagardère, Lagardère will come to you!" (Le Bossu, also counts for the film adaptations)
- Bridge to Terabithia
- "Your friend Leslie is dead."
- "You're lying. It's not true!"
- "Your friend Leslie is dead."
- "I wonder if what we feel in our hearts today isn’t like these raindrops still falling on us from the soaked leaves above, even though the sky itself long stopped raining. I’m wondering if without our memories, there’s nothing for it but for our love to fade and die." (The Buried Giant)
- "Love will have its sacrifices. No sacrifice without blood." (Carmilla)
- "For the love of God, Montresor!" (The Cask of Amontillado)
- "The bitch is dead now." (Casino Royale)
- "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo."note (Catulli Carmen 16)
- A Christmas Carol:
- "Bah, humbug!"
- "God bless us, every one of us!"
- "Come in! And know me better, man!"
- "Wait, and hope." (The Count of Monte Cristo)
- Crime and Punishment
- "Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing."
- "We always imagine eternity as something beyond our conception, something vast, vast! But why must it be vast? Instead of all that, what if it’s one little room, like a bathhouse in the country, black and grimy and spiders in every corner, and that’s all eternity is?"
- Some of the books for children by Roald Dahl have a very memorable opening line, to make the reader want to read on.
- "What a lot of hairy-faced men there are nowadays." (The Twits)
- "In fairy tales, witches always wear silly black hats and cloaks, and they ride on broomsticks. But this is not a fairy tale: this is about REAL witches." (The Witches)
- "It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their son or daughter is the most disgusting little blister you can imagine, they still think he or she is wonderful." (Matilda)
- "Ernie had been given a .22 rifle for his birthday." (The Swan, from The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar)
- "The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. The bird flies to God. The God's name is Abraxas." (Demian)
- The Devils (2025):
- "Happy endings are just stories that aren’t finished yet."
- "Show me a man who regrets nothing and I’ll show you a man who’s achieved nothing."
- "God has deep pockets."
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid
- "First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary."
- "Zoo-Wee Mama!"
- "Bubby!"
- "Ploopy!"
- "Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate" ("Abandon all hope, ye who enter.") (The Divine Comedy)
- "Somewhere in La Mancha, in a name whose place I don't care to remember..." (Don Quixote)
- Dracula
- "The blood is the life!"
- "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."
- The Dresden Files
- "My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk."
- "I'm in the book."
- "The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault." (Blood Rites)
- "Fear is the mind-killer." (Dune)
- East of Eden
- "Timshel."
- "And just as there are physical monsters, can there not be mental or psychic monsters born?"
- Emma
- "Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress or vex her."
- "If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."
- "Heaven creates neither man above man nor man below man." (An Encouragement of Learning by Fukuzawa Yukichi)
- "It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window." (Farewell, My Lovely)
- The Fault in Our Stars
- "I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."
- "Ok?" "Ok."
- "It's a metaphor see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing."
- "The first rule of Fight Club is 'You do not talk about Fight Club.' The second rule of Fight Club is 'YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.' (Fight Club)
- The First Law
- "You can never have too many knives."
- "Every man has his excuses, and the more vile the man becomes, the more touching the story has to be. What is my story now, I wonder?" (The Blade Itself)
- The Fountainhead
- "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me."
- "Before you can do things for people, you must be the type of man who can get things done."
- "The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there." (The Go-Between)
- Harry Potter:
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone'':
- Opening line: "Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."
- "Harry — yer a wizard."
- "There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them."
- "We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled." (Hermione)
- "Wingardium leviosa. Swish and flick." (Professor Flitwick's explanation of the Levitation Charm)
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:
- "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir... beware."
- "I Am Lord Voldemort." (Tom Marvolo Riddle)
- "He will return tonight... Tonight, he who betrayed his friends, whose heart rots with murder... shall break free. Innocent blood shall be spilt... and servant and master shall be reunited once... more!" (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, by Professor Trelawney)
- "AVADA KEDAVRA!" (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, by Voldemort)
- "I must not tell lies." (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, by Umbridge)
- "Snape killed... Dumbledore." (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, by Harry)
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:
- "After all this time?" "Always." (by Dumbledore and Snape)
- "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" (Molly Weasley after Ginny barely evades a Bellatrix-cast Killing Curse)
- "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone'':
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- "DON'T PANIC."
- "The answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is... forty-two."
- "Mostly harmless."
- "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
- "This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but a whimper." ("The Hollow Men")
- Honor Harrington
- "Goodbye, Citizen Chairman." (Ashes of Victory)
- "Oops."
- "What the hell. I've always liked a good challenge." (Mission of Honor)
- "Why is it that people like you always think you're more ruthless than people like me?" (Shadow of Victory)
- "Goodbye, Citizen Chairman." (Ashes of Victory)
- The Hunger Games
- "... and may the odds be ever in your favor."
- "Because she came here with me."
- "There is no District 12."
- "I tell him: Real."Context
- "I Am a Cat. As of yet I have no name."
- "I have no mouth, And I Must Scream" (I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream)
- "The rosy fingers of dawn." (The Iliad)
- "Reader, I married him." (Jane Eyre)
- Stephen King
- "Sin never dies." (Carrie)
- “His single-minded purpose. His unending fury.” (Christine)
- The Dark Tower
- "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."
- "I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart."
- "Go then, there are other worlds than these."
- "I win, you win." (Duma Key)
- It
- "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts."
- "They all float down here. 'THEY ALLL FLOAT."'
- Pet Sematary
- "Sometimes dead is better."
- "The soil of a man's heart is stonier."
- "Oz the gweat and tewwible."
- "And Gage, who now had less than two months to live, laughed shrilly and joyously."
- "Redrum". (The Shining)
- "M.O.O.N. That spells _____." (The Stand)
- "Late last night and the night before, Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at the door. I want to go out, don't know if I can, because I'm so afraid of the Tommyknocker man." (The Tommyknockers)
- "Until recently, I didn’t think that humans could choose loneliness. That there were sometimes forces more powerful than the wish to avoid loneliness." (Klara and the Sun)
- Kull: The "By this axe, I rule!" speech is almost certainly the first thing anyone remembers about Kull.
- "Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well." ("Lady Lazarus")
- "It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end." (The Left Hand of Darkness)
- The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
- "Who said anything about safe? ‘Course he isn’t safe. But he’s good."
- "Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight."
- "Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written."
- "Always winter and never Christmas."
- Lolita
- "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins."
- "And this is the only immortality you and I may share, Lolita."
- Lord of the Flies: Ralph's Catchphrase "Sucks to your ass-mar" is easily the most quoted line of the book.
- Mansfield Park
- "Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure.”
- "Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery. I quit such odious subjects as soon as I can, impatient to restore everybody not greatly in fault themselves to tolerable comfort, and to have done with all the rest."
- "Manuscripts don't burn." (The Master and Margarita)
- "'No!' Jimmy protested..." (Meltdown)
- "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect." (The Metamorphosis)
- Moby-Dick
- Opening line: "Call me Ishmael."
- "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!"
- Mort
- "Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten."
- There is no justice. There's just me.
- "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." (Mother Night)
- "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." (Neuromancer)
- "Mine has been a life of much shame. I can't even guess myself what it must be to live the life of a human being." (No Longer Human)
- "Please, sir, I want some more." (Oliver Twist)
- "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; / Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!" ("Ozymandias")
- "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." (Paradise Lost)
- The Parasites
- "It was Charles who called us the parasites."
- "Mary Rose that did it. Mary Rose was a country girl. Always hiding up apple trees, and then disappearing on the island. She was a ghost, and Charles fell in love with the ghost."
- "Look, I didn't want to be a Half-Blood." (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
- "You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope." (Persuasion)
- "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
- Pride and Prejudice
- "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
- "In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
- "Quoth the raven, nevermore." ("The Raven")
- "Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again." (Rebecca)
- "I- am that is, my sword shall wield for me." (Redwall)
- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
- "Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink."
- "As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean."
- Slaughterhouse-Five
- "So it goes."
- "I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep."
- The Song of Achilles:
- "I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”
- “He is half of my soul, as the poets say.”
- A Song of Ice and Fire
- "The things I do for love."
- "The common people pray for rain, healthy children, and a summer that never ends. It is no matter to them if the high lords play their game of thrones, so long as they are left in peace. They never are."
- "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground."
- "Valar Morghulis."
- "Ramsay. Snow, my wife called me before she ate her fingers, but I say Bolton."
- "I am going to teach you to dance and play and smile, and still not be happy. And you are going to teach me to think and to know and yet not be happy." (Steppenwolf)
- "Mother died today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know." (The Stranger)
- A Tale of Two Cities: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times”. To the point where far more people know these words than they know what the book is even about (or even which book they are from).
- The Tenant of Wildfell Hall
- "No one can be happy in eternal solitude."
- "There is such a thing as looking through a person's eyes into the heart, and learning more of the height, and breadth, and depth of another's soul in one hour than it might take you a lifetime to discover, if he or she were not disposed to reveal it, or if you had not the sense to understand it."
- "Beauty is that quality which, next to money, is generally the most attractive to the worst kinds of men; and, therefore, it is likely to entail a great deal of trouble on the possessor."
- "Where hope rises fear must lurk behind."
- "Keep both heart and hand in your own possession, till you see good reason to part with them; and if such an occasion should never present itself, comfort your mind with this reflection, that though in single life your joys may not be very many, your sorrows, at least, will not be more than you can bear. Marriage may change your circumstances for the better, but, in my private opinion, it is far more likely to produce a contrary result."
- "All for one and one for all!" (The Three Musketeers)
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- "Stand up, Miss Jean Louise. Your father's passing."
- "...it's a sin to kill a mockingbird."
- "In the name of God, do your duty."
- Tolkien's Legendarium:
- The Hobbit:
- "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit."
- "My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!"
- The Lord of the Rings
- "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, / One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
- "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens."
- "Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live diserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
- "You cannot pass. I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."
- "Fly, you fools!"
- “You can trust us to stick to you through thick and thin – to the bitter end. And you can trust us to keep any secret of yours – closer than you yourself keep it. But you cannot trust us to let you face trouble alone, and go off without a word. We are your friends, Frodo."
- "Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey!"
- "But no living man am I! You look upon a woman."
- "The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so the rightful king shall be known."
- "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you and it as well."
- "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam."
- "I will not say, do not weep. For not all tears are evil."
- "Well, I'm back."
- The Hobbit:
- "Someone must have been telling lies about Joseph K., for without having done anything wrong he was arrested one fine morning." (The Trial)
- Valley of the Dolls
- "When you're climbing Mount Everest, nothing is easy. You just take one step at a time, never look back and always keep your eyes glued to the top."
- "Thank God for the dolls."
- The War of the Worlds:
- "No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's."
- "The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one."
- "April is the cruelest month..." (The Waste Land)
- Watership Down
- "The field is covered in blood."
- "You are closer to death than I."
- "All the world will be your enemy, O Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And if they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed."
- The Wind in the Willows
- "There is nothing — absolutely nothing — half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats."
- "The mole had been working very hard all morning at spring cleaning."
- "Nelly, I am Heathcliff!" (Wuthering Heights)
- ABBA
- "Mamma Mia! Here I go again!" ("Mamma Mia")
- "Money, money, money, must be funny, in the rich men's world." ("Money, Money, Money")
- "When you're gone, how can I even try to go on?" ("S.O.S.")
- "You can dance, you can die having the time of your life. See that girl, watch that scene. Digging the Dancing Queen." ("Dancing Queen")
- "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme a man after midnight!" ("Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!")
- AC/DC
- "Back in black! I hit the sack!" ("Back In Black")
- "Thunder!" ("Thunderstruck")
- "I'm on a highway to hell!" ("Highway To Hell")
- "Shoot to thrill, play to kill!" ("Shoot to Thrill")
- Adele
- "Hello, it's me." ("Hello")
- "There's a fire starting in my heart." ("Rolling In The Deep")
- Aerosmith:
- "Sing with me, sing for the year, sing for the laughter, sing for the tear." ("Dream On")
- "You ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down on a muffin. Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways." ("Walk This Way")
- "I'm back in the saddle again!" ("Back in the Saddle")
- "That, that dude looks like a lady!" ("Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")
- "I still miss you, babe, and I don't want to miss a thing." ("I Don't Want to Miss a Thing")
- ArcadeFire:
- “My body is a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one I love, but my mind holds the key.” (“My Body Is a Cage”)
- “Our song escapes. On neon silver discs.” (“Reflektor”)
- “In the suburbs I, I learned how to drive. And you told me we’d never survive.”
- Aurora (Singer):
- "You cannot eat money, oh no." ("The Seed")
- "You can drink, you can feast, there's beauty in your beast." ("Blood in the Wine")
- "My God, it's a lot!" ("Some Type of Skin")
- "You speak of the devil like he's not your friend." ("A Soul With No King")
- "Tin roof! Rusted." (The B-52s, "Love Shack")
- "The sickening taste. Homophobic jokes. Images of fascist votes. Beam me up, 'cause I can't breathe" (Babylon Zoo, "Spaceman")
- "Who let the dogs out?" (Baha Men, "Who Let The Dogs Out?")
- The Beatles:
- "I read the news today, oh boy." ("A Day In The Life")
- "I got blisters on my fingers!" ("Helter Skelter")
- "...And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." ("The End")
- "When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me." ("Let It Be")
- "Na na na na na na." ("Hey Jude")
- "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it." (Beyoncé, "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)")
- Black Sabbath:
- "Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses." ("War Pigs")
- "Finished with my woman, 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind." ("Paranoid")
- "I AM IRON MAN." ("Iron Man")
- "Once had a love and it was a gas, it soon turned out I've had a heart of glass." (Blondie, "Heart of Glass")
- "Ra-Ra-Rasputin! Tover of the Russian Queen! There was a cat that really was gone!" (Boney M, "Rasputin")
- David Bowie
- "Ground Control to Major Tom." ("Space Oddity")
- "Is there life on Mars?" ("Life On Mars?")
- "There's a Starman waiting in the sky." ("Starman")
- "We can be heroes... just for one day." ("Heroes")
- "I'm an alligator." ("Moonage Daydream")
- "Ch-ch-ch-changes! Turn and face the strange!" ("Changes")
- "Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress." ("Rebel Rebel")
- "Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie." ("Ashes To Ashes")
- Phoebe Bridgers
- "I have emotional motion sickness." ("Motion Sickness")
- "We'll watch TV while the lights on the street put all the stars to death." ("Smoke Signals")
- "Said she knows she lived through it to get to this moment." ("Graceland Too")
- "And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God, and I'd get him to swap our places." (Kate Bush, "Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)")
- "But I still believe, I still believe. Through the cold, through the heat. Through the rain, and through the tears. Through the crowds, and through the cheers. Oh, I still believe!" (The Call, "I Still Believe")
- "Yo, pretty ladies around the world? Got a weird thing to show ya, so tell all the boys and girls." (Cameo, "Word Up")
- Belinda Carlisle:
- "Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth." ("Heaven is a Place on Earth")
- "Oh, my love, it's you that I dream of. Oh, my love, since that day. Somewhere in my heart, I'm always dancing with you in the summer rain." ("Summer Rain")
- Sabrina Carpenter
- "You'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you." ("Taste")
- "Is it that sweet? I guess so." ("Espresso")
- Johnny Cash
- "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die." ("Folsom Prison Blues")
- "I've hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." ("Hurt", originally by Nine Inch Nails)
- "People like us, we gotta stick together. Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever." (Kelly Clarkson, "People like us")
- The Clash:
- "You're my guitar hero!" ("Complete Control")
- "A nuclear error, but I have no fear, 'cause London is drowning and I live by the river." ("London Calling")
- "Should I stay or should I go?" ("Should I Stay or Should I Go")
- "Rocking the casbah, the sharif don't like it." ("Rock the Casbah")
- "I get knocked down, but I get up again!" (Chumbawamba, "Tubthumping")
- "Just another day. The shame is gone. Hard to believe that I have let it go." (Lacuna Coil, "Swamped")
- The Corrs:
- "I would run away...I would run away with you, 'Cause I'm never gonna stop falling in love with you..." ("Runaway")
- "So go on go on, Come on leave me breathless, Tempt me tease me, Until I can't deny this loving feeling, Make me long for your kiss." ("Breathless")
- The Cranberries:
- "You know I'm such a fool for you, you've got me wrapped around your finger." ("Linger")
- "In your head, in your head." ("Zombie")
- "I am the God of Hellfire! And I bring you..." (The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, "Fire")
- Crush 40:
- "Live and Learn! Hanging on the edge of tomorrow! ("Live and Learn")
- "Try to reach inside of me, Try to drain my energy? Let me show you just What. I'm. Made. Of!" ("What I'm Made Of")
- "Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery, Step inside and hold on for dear life" ("I Am...All of Me")
- "Now don't you worry, It's a never-ending story!" ("Sonic Youth")
- The Cure:
- "I don't care if Monday's blue." ("Friday I'm In Love")
- "Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick." ("Just Like Heaven")
- "The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight." ("Lullaby")
- "I came in like a wrecking ball." (Miley Cyrus, "Wrecking Ball")
- Def Leppard:
- "Gunter glieben glauten globen." ("Rock of Ages")
- "Do you take sugar? One lump or two?" ("Pour Some Sugar on Me")
- "Words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm." (Depeche Mode, "Enjoy The Silence")
- "'Cause I feel like I'm the worst, so I always act like I'm the best." (Marina Diamandis, "Oh No!")
- "I want my MTV." (Dire Straits, "Money For Nothing")
- Divinyls:
- "I don't want anybody else, When I think about you, I touch myself." ("I Touch Myself")
- "I must have been desperate, I must have been pretty low" x2 ("Boys in Town")
- "It's a fine line between pleasure and pain. You've done it once, you could do it again. Whatever you done, don't try to explain. It's a fine, fine line between pleasure and pain."
- "Mr. Mojo Risin'!" (The Doors, "L.A. Woman")
- Bob Dylan
- "Well, the times, they are a-changin'." ("The Times They Are a-Changin'")
- "Everybody must get stoned." ("Rainy Day Women #12 & 35")
- "Feel like I'm knockin' on Heaven's door." ("Knockin' On Heaven's Door")
- “How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?” (“Blowin’ in the Wind”)
- “Oh where have you been, my blue-eyed son? (“A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall”)
- Eagles:
- "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave." ("Hotel California")
- "Standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona..." ("Take It Easy")
- Billie Eilish
- "I'm a bad guy... Duh!" ("bad guy")
- "Isn't it lovely? All alone, heart made of glass, my mind of stone." ("lovely")
- "When I'm away from you, I'm happier than ever." ("Happier Than Ever")
- "I used to float, now I just fall down." ("What Was I Made For?")
- Eminem
- "And come to think about it, his name was...it was you." ("Stan")
- "Mom's spaghetti..." ("Lose Yourself")
- "Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me! 'Cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me!" ("Without Me")
- "Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?" (Eurythmics, "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)")
- "Now you feel like Number One! Shining bright for everyone! Living out your fantasy! The brightest star for all to see!" (Hazel Fernandez, "Number One")
- Fleetwood Mac
- "Well, I've been afraid of changin', 'cause I've built my life around you, but time makes you bolder, even children get older and I'm getting older too." ("Landslide")
- "You can go your own way." ("Go Your Own Way")
- "Oh, thunder only happens when it's raining." ("Dreams")
- "You would never break the chain." ("The Chain")
- "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies." ("Lies")
- Florence + the Machine
- "Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father!" ("Dog Days Are Over")
- "And it's hard to dance with the devil on your back, so shake it off!" ("Shake It Out")
- "And the arms of the ocean are carrying me..." ("Never Let Me Go")
- "Too feminine to function." ("One of The Greats")
- "What are you waiting for?" (Ellie Goulding, "Love Me Like You Do")
- Garbage
- "I'm only happy when it rains." ("Only Happy When It Rains")
- "This is the noise that keeps me awake! My head explodes and my body aches!" ("Push It")
- "Go baby, go-go" ("Cherry Lips")
- "I don't know why they are calling on the radio.They know I'm here, just out of sight." ("Blood for Poppies")
- "There will be no cops, just men with guns." ("No Horses")
- "The future is mine just the same! No master or gods to obey!" ("No Gods, No Masters")
- Ariana Grande
- "One taught me love, one taught me patience and one taught me pain." ("thank u, next")
- "I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it." ("7 rings")
- "Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge." (Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, "The Message")
- Green Day
- "I went to a whore. He said my life's a bore." ("Basket Case")
- "My shadow's the only one that walks beside me." ("Boulevard Of Broken Dreams")
- Guns N' Roses:
- "Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games." ("Welcome to the Jungle")
- "Where do we go now?" ("Sweet Child 'o Mine")
- "Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty." ("Paradise City")
- "Do you need some time on your own? Do you need some time all alone?" ("November Rain")
- "You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant." (Arlo Guthrie, "Alice's Restaurant Massacree")
- "I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole." (Merle Haggard, "Mama Tried")
- Halsey
- "Everything is blue." ("Colors")
- "You were red and you liked me 'cause I was blue. But you've touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky, and you've decided they purple just wasn't for you."
- "Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?" ("Gasoline")
- "No, I won't smile, but I'll show you my teeth." ("Nightmare")
- "It's not a happy ending." ("Bells in Santa Fe")
- "Everything is blue." ("Colors")
- "Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no!" (Richard Harris (or Donna Summer), "Macarthur Park")
- "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky." (Jimi Hendrix, "Purple Haze")
- Hole
- "Someday, you will ache like I ache." ("Doll Parts")
- "When I wake up in my make-up..." ("Celebrity Skin")
- Imagine Dragons
- "This is my kingdom come." ("Demons")
- "Oh, the misery, everybody wants to be my enemy!" ("Enemy")
- "Fucking magnets, how do they work?" (Insane Clown Posse, "Miracles")
- "I've been caught stealing once when I was five." (Jane's Addiction, "Been Caught Stealing")
- "Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas with Waylon and Willie and the boys." (Waylon Jennings, "Luckenbach, Texas (Back to the Basics of Love)")
- Billy Joel
- "Sing us a song, you're the piano man." ("Piano Man")
- "We didn't start the fire." ("We Didn't Start The Fire")
- "Uptown Girl, she's been living in her uptown world." ("Uptown Girl")
- Elton John
- "And I think it's gonna be a long, long time..." ("Rocket Man")
- "How wonderful life is, when you're in the world." ("Your Song")
- "Just a small-town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took the midnight train goin' anywhere." (Journey, "Don't Stop Believin')
- "Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose." (Kris Kristofferson note , "Me and Bobby McGee")
- "We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way." (Toby Keith, "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue (The Angry American)")
- "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" (Labelle, "Lady Marmalade")
- "Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young." (Kendrick Lamar, "They Not Like Us")
- "Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor..."
- Cyndi Lauper
- "Oh, girls just wanna have fun! That's what they really want, is some fun!" ("Girls Just Want To Have Fun")
- "And I see your true colors shining through, I see your true colors and that's why Iove you." ("True Colors ")
- "If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time." ("Time After Time")
- Avril Lavigne
- "Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?" ("Complicated")
- "He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?" ("Sk8er Boi")
- "Hey, hey, you, you! I don't like your girlfriend!" ("Girlfriend")
- "There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying her Stairway to Heaven." (Led Zeppelin, "Stairway To Heaven")
- "Imagine there's no heaven." (John Lennon, "Imagine")
- Linkin Park:
- “Crawling in my skin! These wounds, they will not heal!” ("Crawling")
- "I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter." ("In the End")
- "It starts with..." "One thing! I don't know why."
- "I feel it comin' back again. Like a rollin' thunder chasing the wind. Forces pullin' from the center of the earth again. I can feel it." (Live, "Lightning Crashes")
- "The Devil Is a Loser and he's my bitch!" (Lordi, "The Devil is a Loser")
- Madonna:
- "Like a virgin, hey! Touched for the very first time!" ("Like a Virgin")
- "When you call my name, it's like a little prayer, I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there." ("Like a Prayer")
- "'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl." ("Material Girl")
- "If I'm smart, then I'll run away. But I'm not, so I guess I'll stay." ("Beautiful Stranger")
- Matchbox Twenty:
- "I want to push you around." ("Push")
- "I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell." ("Unwell")
- "Stop! Hammer time!" (MC Hammer, "U Can't Touch This")
- "...the day the music died." (Don McLean, "American Pie")
- Metallica
- "Exit light, enter night." ("Enter Sandman")
- "Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings!" ("Master Of Puppets")
- "...So I dub thee unforgiven." ("Unforgiven")
- Tim Minchin:
- "I'll be seeing my Dad, my brother and sisters, my gran and my Mum. They'll be drinking white wine in the sun." ("White Wine in the Sun")
- "Yeah, I don't care about your colour or your creed. I will judge you for no reason...but your deeds!" ("Contnote ")
- "Fuck you, motherfucker. This is language one employs when one is a little bit cross with motherfuckers fucking boys!" ("Pope")
- "It's not perfect, but it's mine." ("Not Perfect")
- "Cardinal Pell, if you don't feel compelled to come home by a sense of moral duty, perhaps you will come home and fricking sue me." ("Come Home")
- "Maybe you should quit and get a job that you'd be better at, like killing yourself you fucking cunt!" ("Song for Phil Daoust")
- "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot." (Joni Mitchell, "Big Yellow Taxi")
- Alanis Morissette
- "And Isn't It Ironic?, don't you think?" ("Ironic")
- "Would she go down on you in theatre?" ("You Oughta Know")
- "You're my best friend, best friend with benefits." ("Head Over Feet")
- My Chemical Romance
- "When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city." ("Welcome To The Black Parade")
- "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me!" ("Teenager")
- "So long and goodnight." ("Helena")
- "I was carried to Ohio in a swarm of bees." (The National, "Bloodbuzz Ohio")
- "You can't please everyone, so you've got to please yourself." (Rick Nelson, "Garden Party")
- "I want to fuck you like an animal." (Nine Inch Nails, "Closer")
- Nirvana
- "With the lights out, it's less dangerous, here we are now, entertain us, I feel stupid and contagious, here we are now, entertain us, a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido!" ("Smells Like Teen Spirit")
- "Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint!" ("Heart-Shaped Box")
- No, I don't have a gun. ("Come As You Are")
- "As an old memoria..."
- "He's the one who likes all our pretty songs, and he likes to sing along, and he likes to shoot his gun." ("In Bloom")
- "It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up! magazine!" (The Notorious B.I.G., "Juicy")
- "I wanna go home with the armadillo..." (Gary P Nunn, "London Homesick Blues")
- "It's been seven hours and fifteen days since you took your love away." (Sinéad O'Connor, "Nothing Compares 2 U")
- "Don't listen to a word I say, the screams all sound the same, cause though the truth may vary this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore." (Of Monsters and Men, "Little Talks")
- The Offspring:
- "You gotta keep 'em separated." ("Come Out And Play")
- "Give it to me, baby!" ("Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)")
- "I chimed in with 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?'" (Panic! at the Disco, "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies")
- Pearl Jam
- "Jeremy spoke in class today." ("Jeremy")
- "I'm still alive." ("Alive")
- "I kissed a girl and I liked it!" (Katy Perry, "I Kissed a Girl")
- "I am the man who arranges the blocks..." (Pig with the Face of a Boy, "A Complete History of the Soviet Union, Through the Eyes of a Humble Worker")
- Pink Floyd
- "We don't need no education." ("Another Brick In The Wall Part II")
- "Hey, you, out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?" ("Hey You")
- "Money, it's a gas." ("Money")
- "The grass was greener." ("High Hopes")
- Queen:
- "We will, we will rock you!" ("We Will Rock You")
- "Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?" ("Bohemian Rhapsody")
- "Each morning I get up I die a little." ("Somebody To Love")
- "She's a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine." ("Killer Queen")
- "We are the champions, my friends." ("We Are The Champions")
- "All we hear is Radio Gaga! Radio Googoo! Radio Gaga!"
- "Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses." (Rage Against the Machine, "Killing in the Name")
- R.E.M.
- "That's me in the corner." ("Losing My Religion")
- "It's The End of the World as We Know It, and I feel fine." ("It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)")
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, Know When to Fold 'Em, know when to walk away, know when to run." (Kenny Rogers, "The Gambler")
- The Rolling Stones
- "I see a red door and I want it painted black." ("Paint It, Black")
- "I can't get no satisfaction!" ("(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction")
- "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm A Man of Wealth and Taste." ("Sympathy for the Devil")
- "You make a grown man cry!" ("Start Me Up")
- Roxette:
- "Hello you fool, I love you!" ("Joyride")
- "Walking like a man, hitting like a hammer. She's a juvenile scam, never was a quitter. Tasted like a raindrop. She's got the look." ("The Look")
- "I don't know where you're going and I don't know why. But listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye." ("Listen to Your Heart")
- "I love when you do that hocus pocus to me. The way that you touch, you've got the power to heal." ("Almost Unreal")
- "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you." (Carly Simon, "You're So Vain")
- "Hello, darkness, my old friend." (Simon & Garfunkel, "The Sound of Silence")
- "How could this happen to me?" (Simple Plan, "Untitled (How Could This Happen to Me?)")
- "I like big butts and I cannot lie!" (Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Baby Got Back")
- Skillet
- "I need a hero to save me now!" ("Hero")
- "I must confess that I feel like a monster!" ("Monster")
- "Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage." (The Smashing Pumpkins, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
- Britney Spears
- "My loneliness is killin' me." ("Hit Me Baby One More Time")
- "I'm not that innocent." ("Oops, I did it again")
- "It's Britney, bitch." ("Gimme More")
- "I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want." (Spice Girls, "Wannabe")
- Taylor Swift
- "I stay up too late, got nothing in my brain - at least that's what people say." ("Shake It Off")
- "So it's gonna be forever, or is it gonna go down in flames?" ("Blank Space")
- "I don't like your little games, I don't like your tilted stage." ("Look What You Made Me Do")
- "You drew stars around my scars, but now I'm bleedin'." ("Cardigan")
- Tenacious D:
- "Tribute":
- "Plaaaaay the best soooong in the world... or I'll eat your souls!"
- "He asked us *snort* 'Be you angels?' And we said 'Nay, we are but men.' ROCK!"
- "This is not the greatest song in the world, no. This is just a tribute."
- "To be the best, we got to pass the test, we gotta make it all the way to the top of the mountain! We can do it again!" ("To Be The Best")
- "You are the Devil? We are the D!" ("Beelzeboss")
- "Tribute":
- Third Eye Blind:
- "I want something else, to get me through this semi-charmed kinda life" ("Semi-Charmed Life")
- "I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend." ("Jumper")
- Bonnie Tyler
- "I need a hero!" ("Holding Out For A Hero")
- "And I need you now tonight, and I need you more than ever!" ("Total Eclipse Of The Heart")
- Sharon Van Etten
- "I know what you're gonna be." ("Seventeen")
- "I know that you're gonna be, you'll crumble it up just to see, afraid that you'll be just like me."
- "Everytime the Sun comes up, I'm in trouble." ("Everytime the Sun Comes Up")
- "I know what you're gonna be." ("Seventeen")
- Van Halen:
- "Might as well jump. (Jump!)" ("Jump")
- "I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I'm hot for teacher!" ("Hot for Teacher")
- "It's fun to stay at the YMCA!" (Village People, "YMCA")
- Vixen:
- "Not a minute too soon your love came through for me. You are the water in my desert." ("Not a Minute too Soon")
- "Livin' a charmed life, everything's workin' out right. Livin' a charmed life, you know everything's workin' out right. You know she's livin', lovin', lovin', livin'. Yeah yeah yeah..." ("Charmed Life")
- "Tell me how much love is it gonna take, to prove I'm not another heartache" ("How Much Love")
- Wallows
- “Scrawny motherfucker with a cool hairstyle.” (“Scrawny”)
- “Cause we can stay at home or watch the sunset. But I can’t help from askin’ “Are you bored yet?” (“Are You Bored Yet?”)
- "My Maserati does one-eighty-five." (Joe Walsh, "Life's Been Good")
- Weezer:
- "What's with these homies dissin' my girl?" ("Buddy Holly")
- "God damn you half-Japanese girls!" ("El Scorcho")
- “I’m dumb, she’s a lesbian! (I thought I had found the one.)” (“Pink Triangle”)
- "Rock over London! Rock on, Chicago!" (Wesley Willis, every song)
- The Who
- "I hope I die before I get old." ("My Generation")
- "It's only Teenage Wasteland." ("Baba O'Riley")
- Amy Winehouse:
- "They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said, 'No, no, no.'" ("Rehab")
- "You go back to her, and I go back to black." ("Back To Black")
- "It's better to burn out than to fade away." (Neil Young, "My My, Hey Hey")
- "LOOK, EVERYONE! WE HAVE GUESTS!" (The Addams Family (Bally))
- "Go for the hill!" (Banzai Run)
- "You've got the power, / You've got the might. / Get ready for battle / Beat the Black Knight!" (Black Knight 2000)
- "MOVE - YOUR - CAR!" (Creature from the Black Lagoon (Williams))
- "It's sunny drive time!" (Earthshaker!)
- "Quit talkin' and start chalkin'." (Eight Ball Deluxe)
- "How 'bout another ball?" (Elvira and the Party Monsters )
- "Funhouse? Bwahahahahahaha!" (FunHouse (1990))
- "It's a great day for racing — and a great day for pinball!" (Indianapolis 500)
- "My god, she's alive!" (The Machine: Bride of Pin*Bot)
- "DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR DONTTOUCHTHEDOORDONTTOUCHTHEDOOR..." (Twilight Zone)
- "Here it COMES!" (Whirlwind)
- "Feel the Power!" (Most pins by Pat Lawlor)
- "Shoot for the Magic Trunk!" (Theatre of Magic)
- "The Black Knight will win again!" (Black Knight (1980))
- "I am THE Black Knight!" (Black Knight 2000)
- “Oh Ashleyyy~” (HuniCast)
- "And now, the Weather!" (Welcome to Night Vale)
- "There's a man standing behind you." (Film Reroll)
- Hulk Hogan:
- "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"
- "So let me tell you something brother..."
- "You better start eating your vitamins and start saying your prayers!"
- "Mean Gene, the first thing you need to do is to tell these people to shut up if you wanna' hear what I've got to say..."
- Gorilla Monsoon
- "The Irresistible Force meets the Immovable Object."
- "WILL YOU STOP?"
- Randy Savage:
- "OOOH YEAAAAHHH!!"
- "DIG IT!"
- "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"
- The Undertaker:
- "...and they can all KISS. MY. ASS!"-Shane Douglas
- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
- "Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"
- "And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold says so!"
- "I'm gonna open a can of Whoop Ass!"
- "Oh Hell Yeah!!"
- "Give me a Hell Yeah!"
- "WHAT?"
- "DTA: Don't Trust Anybody."
- Ric Flair:
- "To be the Man, you got to beat the Man!"
- "The Rolex wearing, Diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, limousine riding, jet flying, Styling and Profiling..."
- "I am the dirtiest player in the game!"
- "WOOOO!"
- Shawn Michaels:
- "I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy..."
- "I've lost a lot of things, and one of them has been my smile."
- "Ladies and Gentlemen, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels has left the building."
- "I'm sorry... I love you."
- Vince McMahon:
- "I didn't screw Bret. Bret screwed Bret."
- "Ring the damn bell!"
- "The boyhood dream has come true!"
- "IT'S ME AUSTIN! IT'S ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!"
- "YOU'RE FIRED!"
- "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Last night on Monday Night Raw, the WWE presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Chris Benoit. However, now some 26 hours later, the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent. Therefore, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mr. Benoit's name tonight. On the contrary, tonight's show will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world: entertain you."
- "I didn't screw Bret. Bret screwed Bret."
- D-Generation X
- "Are you ready?"
- "If you're not down with that, then we've got two words for you...SUCK IT!!!"
- Jim Ross:
- "The Austin era has begun!"
- "Good God almighty! Good God almighty! That killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half!"
- (in a heavy Southern accent) "BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD!"
- Joey Styles:
- "OH MY GOD!"
- "It's a slobber knocker!"
- Tony Schiavone:
- "This is the greatest night in the history of our sport!"
- "That's gonna put some butts in the seats."
- "IT'S STIIIIING!"
- Mick Foley:
- "BANG BANG!"
- "Have a nice day!"
- Triple H:
- "I AM THE FUCKING GAME!"
- "YOU WILL STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE GAME!"
- "YOU WILL LOOK INTO MY EYES AND YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM THE GAME, AND I AM... THAT... DAMN... GOOD!"
- "THE GAME IS NOT OVER! IT... IS... JUST... THE BEGINNING!"
- "BOW DOWN TO THE KING!"
- Chris Jericho:
- "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!"
- "Welcome...to RAW...IS...JERICHO!"
- "ARMBAR!"
- "Things will never...EEEEEVEEEERRR!!!...be the same AGAIN!"
- "Assclown(s)!"
- "This s not a joke. I m not a joke, I am serious And you will not look past me, you stupid son of a bitch!"
- "I beat Rock and Austin in the same night!"
- "I am the best in the world at what I do!"
- "I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!"
- "You just made the list!"
- "Stupid idiots!"
- "A little bit of the bubbly!"
- "DAMN!"-Ron Simmons
- CM Punk:
- Several from his iconic "Pipe bomb" promo on June 27, 2011:
- "John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be..."
- "I am the best in the world."
- "There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass."
- "That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy."
- "Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?"
- "...and I'd like to think this company will be better off when Vince McMahon's dead! But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."
- "In everybody's hand this is a microphone, in my hands it's a pipe bomb!"
- "It's clobbering time!"
- "I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!"
- "You and the Red Sox are no longer the underdog, you're a dynasty. You Are What You Hate. You have become the New York Yankees!"
- "My face on everything. I want cups, posters, spoons, knives, forks, my own jet, and how about my very own CM Punk The Movie!"
- "Just when you think you know all the answers, I change the culture."
- "I'm back!"
- "The fact that I have to sit up here because we have irresponsible people who call themselves EVPs and couldn't fucking manage a Target. And they spread lies and bullshit..."
- "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money."
- Several from his iconic "Pipe bomb" promo on June 27, 2011:
- "MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!"
- SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!!
- "Here comes the pain!"
- "I AM/HE IS THE NEXT BIG THING!"
- Bryan Danielson: Bryan's "YES!" chants have become so ubiquitous that not only does it define him, but practically represents the entire WWE, or for that matter, the wrestling industry as a whole.
- The Shield:
- "SIERRA. HOTEL. INDIA. ECHO. LIMA. DELTA. SHIELD!"
- "Believe in the Shield!"
- "We are the Hounds of Justice."
- "Get 'em."
- "There's always a Plan B!"
- The Rock:
- "If you smelllllll....what The Rock is cookin'!"
- "FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK..."
- "Know your role!"
- "The Rock says [insert topic]"
- "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
- JUST BRING IT!"
- "Layeth the smackdown!"
- "I say we are live in [insert city]!"
- "To the millions (and millions) of The Rock's fans!"
- "It doesn't matter [insert whatever it is regarding the one he's dissing]!"
- "The Jabroni eatin', pie eatin'..."
- "Candyass!"
- Do you want some pie?"
- "Everybody's got a price!"-Ted DiBiase
- The Iron Sheik:
- "FACKING BOOLSHEHHHT!"
- "I PUT DEM IN DE CAMEL CLUTCH, I BREAK HIS BACK, I FUCK HIS ASS, I MAKE DEM HAMBOL!"
- "IRAN NUMBER ONE! RUSSIA NUMBER ONE! U-S-A? HACK-PHOOEY!!!"
- Kurt Angle:
- "I WON A GOLD MEDAL WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!"
- "It's true. It's damn true!"
- "Intensity. Integrity. Intelligence."
- "I'm just a Sexy Kurt! (Sexy Kurt!) I'll make your ankles hurt! (ankles hurt!)"
- "You suck! You Suck! You Suck! You suck!"
- "You're a boy in a man's world. And I'm a man who loves to play with boys."
- Booker T:
- "Hulk Hogan. We're coming for you, nigga!"
- "NOW. CAN. YOU. DIG. IT/THAT... SUCKA!"
- "Five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WCW Champion!"
- "Tell me (s/he/you) didn't just say that!"
- "ALL HAIL KING BOOKAH!"
- Batista:
- "Hunter, I know what I was gonna do... for a long time."
- "I'm staying right here on RAW."
- "Basketballs don't hold grudges!"
- "You were supposed to be my friend"
- "Eddie's dead."
- "Give me what I want!"
- "Hunter, I know what I was gonna do... for a long time."
- "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be."-Bret Hart
- "I AM A WRESTLING GOD!"-John "Bradshaw" Layfield
- John Cena:
- "You can't see me!"
- "The Champ...is...HERE!!"
- "If you want some, COME GET SOME!"
- "WORD LIFE!"
- "IF CENA WINS, WE RIOT."
- "HUSTLE. LOYALTY. RESPECT."
- "Rise. Above. Hate."
- "And his name is...JOHN CENA!!!"
- "BASIC THUGANOMICS!"
- "Your time is up, my time is now..."
- "Let's Go Cena!" "Cena sucks!"
- "RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!"
- Randy Orton:
- "I hear voices in my head..."
- "RKO outta nowhere!"
- "Eddie's ain't in Heaven. Eddie's down there, IN HELL!"
- "STUPID! STUPID!"
- "Pencil-neck geek!"-Freddie Blassie
- "Eddie Guerrero:
- "Viva La Raza!"
- "I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal!"
- "Holmes!"
- "That's my new addiction, Holmes. See when I step into this ring I am addicted. I'm addicted to the high I get when I go home and tell my family 'Hey I'm doing it!'. I'm addicted to the satisfaction that I get to tell everybody like you who didn't believe in me 'you can stick it up your ass!' I'm addicted to the do or die feeling, Holmes, that I'm going to have this Sunday at No Way Out. But the difference between you and me Brock, is that I'm an addict and I'll do anything, and run over anybody, that it's going to take to get that title around my waist and get my high at No Way Out and become the WWE Champion, Orale Vato!"
- "Dominik, I am your Papi!"
- Goldberg:
- "WHO'S NEXT?"
- "[insert name of opponent], YOU'RE NEXT!"
- "BROCK LESNAR, NOT ONLY DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU'RE NEXT, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT MEANS BROCK LESNAR, YOU'RE LAST!"
- "Goldberg... Goldberg..."
- The Miz:
- "I would rather you all hate me for who I am than love me for something I'm not!"
- "I'M THE MIZ, AND I'M AWESOME!"
- "Really?"
- "I'm the coward?! Wait! Let me tell you about a coward...!"
- "I'm the one here, day in and day out, in that wrestling ring beating people up! Thank you. Very. Much!"
- The Usos:
- "Welcome to the Uso penitentiary!"
- "Day One Ish!"
- "Hey, Big E! Let's just keep it PG, you know what's good. Just don't get all Rated-R, like ya boy Xavier Woods."
- "Man I don't give a damn what the Tribal Chief say!"
- "YEET!"
- The New Day:
- "AWWWWWW [insert name of city]....DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR THE PAGE OF YOUR LONGEST REIGNING TAG-TEAM CHAMPS....AND FEEEEEEEEL....THE POOOOOWER!"
- "IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS!"
- "New Day... Rocks! New Day... Rocks!"
- "We are the... W. W. E. World. Tag. Team. CHAMPIONS!"
- "I did it for The Rock. I did it for the people."-Rikishi
- Chris Benoit:
- "I will fulfill my destiny. I will be the next World Heavyweight Champion!"
- "Chris Benoit is for real!"
- "Chris Benoit is here and he's really mad. Chris Benoit is here and he's really angry!".
- "EXCUSE ME!!!"-Vickie Guerrero
- Wade Barrett:
- "You're either Nexus, or you're against us."
- "I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!"
- "GLORIOUS!!!"-Bobby Roode
- Bray Wyatt:
- "DEH!"
- "We're here."
- "Follow the Buzzards."
- "He's got the whole world in his hands..."
- "Let me in."
- "I'm really glad that you're my friend. 'Cause this is a friendship that will never, ever end."
- Also the plural variant used for the Firefly Funhouse's theme song.
- "Welcome to my Firefly Funhouse!"
- "Yowie Wowie!"
- "You think you know me..."-Edge
- Ron Killings
- "What's Up?"
- "Little Jimmy!"
- "I don't even know if that's PG!"
- "My bad."
- "R-Truth...has set me free! I am Ron Killings! I am the Truth, the WHOLE truth, and nothing but the truth! Now put some RESPECT to my name!"
- Kevin Owens
- "Fight Owens Fight!/Kill Owens Kill!"
- "You're Elias!"
- Alberto Del Rio:
- "AAALBERTOOOOOOOO......DEL RIIIIOOOOOOOO!!!!"
- "My name is Alberto Del Rio....but you already know that!"
- "Matt Cardona:
- "Woo, Woo, Woo! You know it!"
- "Oh Radio, tell me everything you know..."
- "Alwayz ready!"
- "MISTEEEEEERRRR....KENNEDAAAAYYYYYY!!!!"-Ken Anderson
- Matt Hardy:
- "DELETE."
- "Delightful."
- "V-1!"
- "Matt Hardy will not die!"
- "That piece of feces, Adam Copeland!"
- "Amy you whore!"
- "BURN IT DOWN!"-Seth Rollins
- AJ Styles:
- "I am Phenomenal!"
- "I am the face that runs the place, the champ that runs the camp!"
- "This is the house that I/AJ Styles built!"
- "Joe's gonna kill you!"-Samoa Joe
- "You say your name is Finlay, and you love to fight. Well I say your name is Finlay, and you're a bathurd!"-Bobby Lashley
- Becky Lynch:
- "STRAIGHT FIRE!"
- "I wasn't born to be champion, I fought to be champion."
- "I don't care what kind of match it is. Tables, ladders, chairs, stairs... If she wants it, she'll get it! Then I'll get my revenge on that little bitch!"
- "I'm taking your championship, and I'm taking your arm with me!"
- "I just want you to call me "queen", bitch!"
- "I am the Man!"
- "Everyone's tough until the Man comes around."
- "You go be a warrior, while I become a mother."
- Sheamus:
- "FELLAH!"
- "It's a shame that they lost their head..."
- "Too many lies! Too many lies!"
- "BANGER, AFTER BANGER, AFTER BANGER!"
- Asuka
- "NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKA!"
- "WE DON'T CARE!"
- "EZ-PZ!"
- "KAIRI!"
- Sasha Banks:
- "I am Legit!"
- "Bank on it!"
- "Luck? You don't need luck when you're the Boss."
- "It's Boss time"
- Roddy Piper:
- "Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!"
- "Just when you think you know all the answers, I change the questions."
- "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass."
- "I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me."
- Sid Eudy
- "You know and I know that you're only half the man that I am. And I have half the brain that you do!"
- "Well, the step-skeptics and all the people that have a... Let me do this again."
- Charlotte Flair
- "Do it with Flair."
- "I don't just talk the talk. I walk the walk!"
- AJ Lee
- Many from her August 26, 2013 promo that is now dubbed as the Distaff Counterpart to "the Pipebomb".
- "OMG, you guys, I just watched last night's episode of Total Divas, and it was insane..."
- Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television 'cause they just weren't gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren't talented enough to be Champion. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So...so a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic mannequins can waltz on through without even as much as a "thank you"?
- "I didn't get here because I was cute, or because I came from a famous Wrestling Family, or because I sucked up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this Championship and no matter how many red carpets you guys wanna walk in your four thousand dollars ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylors." (the last bit highlights AJ's tomboyishness compared to the femininity of the others)
- "Break the rules. Be a fighter. Any dream is possible if you are brave enough to do it your way."
- "And for a special post-WrestleMania treat, I will put my title on the line!" (she loses)
- "Talent is not sexually transmitted."
- "I don’t want to do what my idols did… I want to do more than they did. And I feel like I’m on my way."
- Many from her August 26, 2013 promo that is now dubbed as the Distaff Counterpart to "the Pipebomb".
- Paige
- "This is my house!"
- "Your little baby brother didn't have much fight in him, did he?"
- (After a few seconds of awkward silence) "Paige here!"
- Ronda Rousey
- "Any ring I step into is mine."
- "My entire career I have been knocking down doors. I knocked down doors in judo, I knocked down doors in Strikeforce, I knocked down doors in the UFC and now I am knocking down doors here at home in the WWE. The only door you ever knocked down was the door to John Cena’s bedroom. And he eventually threw you out of that exact same door."
- "Damn the man, screw the woos, and no more Mrs. Nice Bitch!"
- Roman Reigns
- "AWOO!"
- "BELIEVE THAT!"
- "You are a sniveling little suck-up, sell-out full of sufferin' succotash!"
- "Make him look good."
- "This is my yard now."
- "I'm still here 'cause you can't do your job!"
- "My real name is Joe and I have been living with Leukemia for eleven years. And unfortunately it's back."
- "Wreck Everything and Leave."
- "Acknowledge me."
- Kofi Kingston
- "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
- "Looks like there's trouble in Paradise!"
- "Aren't you supposed to be Jamaican? What happened to your accent?
- "2009 was my best year! Leave me here!"
- "I've been waiting too long! It's been eleven years! Fight me!"
- "Holler!"-Velvet Sky
- The Beautiful People
- "Let the pigeons loose!"
- "Cleansing the world, one ugly person at a time!"
- Bayley
- "Hug Life."
- "Hey bitches, screw all of you."
- "Life sucks, and then you die."
- "Ding, Dong. Hello!?"
- "You're done for!"
- Jay Lethal
- "I'm the greatest first generation wrestler of all time!"
- "I don't even like The Foundation!"
- Adam Cole
- "ADAM COLE, BAY BAY!"
- "BOOM!"
- "Shock the system."-The Undisputed Era
- Billie Kay
- "You gotta be joking me?!"
- "Hey Kayla!"
- Luke Harper
- "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
- "It's [day of the week]. You know what that means."
- "Are you crying!?"
- Adam Page
- "Cowboy Shit!"
- "I will not be defending this championship against you. No, for the first time in my life, I will be... defending All Elite Wrestling from you!"
- MJF
- "I'm better than you, and you know it!"
- "MID!"
- "FIRE ME! FIRE ME, YOU FUCKING MARK!"
- Cody Rhodes
- "Wrestling has more than one royal family."
- "Adrenaline in my soul, waiting for me to start the show..."
- "For 14 years it took me from undesirable to un-goddamn-deniable!"
- "I'm gonna finish... my... story!"
- "So Rock, GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
- Britt Baker
- "The Doctor will see you now."
- "D.M.D!"
- Rey Mysterio Jr..
- "BOOYAKA, BOOKAYAKA! 6-1-9!"
- "You pushed me! You pushed me to do this! I didn't want to hit you! You made me hit you! You don't disrespect your mother like that! THAT'S MY WIFE!"
- Sami Zayn
- "Look, Jey is going through a lot. He's gone through a lot. He's just not himself right now. That's it, okay? He's just not...lately, he hasn't been...very ucey."
- Drew McIntyre
- "What's that metronome I hear, perhaps the end is drawing near. You'll never hear the shot that takes you down..."
- "I'm not a spiritual person, but I want you to know this. I prayed for this and it happened."
- "Before you were injured, it was banger after banger after banger. But since you've returned, it looks to me like it's been burger after burger after burger."
- Rhea Ripley
- "THIS IS MY BRUTALITY!"
- "Mami is always on top."
- Carlito Colón
- "I spit in the face of people who don't wanna be cool!"
- "You know what cool is? You're looking at it!"
- "Goodbye and Good night." — Kenny Omega
- "...without hesitation, deviation or repetition." (Just a Minute)
- "Who knows what evil lurks within the hearts of men? The Shadow knows... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
- "Who was that masked man?" (The Lone Ranger)
- "Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" (Magic: The Gathering)
- And for the fandom: "Strictly worse than Storm Crow" and "In response..."
- "(Minor act) is treason. Please report to Friend Computer immediately." (Paranoia)
- Warhammer 40,000
- "In the grim, dark future of mankind, there is only war."
- "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
- "WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
- "HERESY!"
- "Courage and Honour!"
- "Into the fires of battle, unto the Anvil of War!"
- "You see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." (Arsenic and Old Lace)
- "All the world's a stage." (As You Like It)
- "Figaro, Figaro, Figarofigarofigaro!" (The Barber of Seville, and by extension Opera as a whole)
- "Hasa Diga Ebowai!" ("The Book of Mormon")
- "Dead! And never called me 'Mother'!" (East Lynne)
- "I'm just a man..." (EPIC: The Musical)
- "When does a man become a monster?"
- "Six-hundred men. Six-hundred men under my command, with only one goal in mind." "Make it back alive to our homeland!"
- "This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms."
- "I'm the reigning king of Ithaca! I am neither man nor mythical! I am your darkest moment! I am the infamous...ODYSSEUS!"
- "Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves."
- "Gods, monsters, you know the roster, hostile creatures that we could resist. But this was a hell of a twist, 'cause we are weak to a power like this!" "What was it?" "A woman."
- "Deep down, you know that we are the same."
- "Never once has he cheated on his wife." "Release him."
- "Six-hundred men. Six-hundred deaths under my command. 'Cause I had one goal in mind..."
- "After everything you've done...how will you sleep at night?" "Next to my wife."
- "We know these halls! The odds can be tilted!" "You don't think I know my own palace? I built it."
- "Don't cry for me, Argentina." (Evita)
- "Coffee's for closers only." (Glengarry Glen Ross)
- "What's your name, man?" (Hamilton)
- "I will not throw away my shot."
- Hamlet
- "To be or not to be: that is the question."
- "Alas, Poor Yorick."
- "What a piece of work is a man!"
- "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
- "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark."
- Henry V
- "Cry God for Harry, England and St. George!"
- "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!"
- "What, never?" "No, never!" "What, never?" "...hardly ever!" (H.M.S. Pinafore)
- "A handbag?!" (The Importance of Being Earnest)
- Julius Caesar
- "Et Tu, Brute? Then fall Caesar."
- "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."
- "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars..."
- Macbeth
- "Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble."
- "Something wicked this way comes."
- "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow."
- "Out damned spot!"
- "Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?"
- "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" (A Midsummer Night's Dream)
- "Oh beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the Green-Eyed Monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on!" (Othello)
- "I am the very model of a modern major-general." (The Pirates of Penzance)
- "Not bloody likely!" (Pygmalion)
- Richard III
- "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
- "Off with his head. So much for Buckingham." (A line added to Shakespeare's play by Colley Cibber)
- "Now is the winter of our discontent."note
- Romeo and Juliet
- "Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name."
- "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun."
- "Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow."
- "What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet."
- "The hills are alive with The Sound of Music."
- "These are a few of my favourite things."
- "Doe, a deer, a female deer."
- A Streetcar Named Desire
- "STELLA!"
- "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."
- "Villain, I have done thy mother!" (Titus Andronicus)
- Twelfth Night
- "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em."
- "If music be the food of love, play on!"
- "Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage, and, for turning away, let summer bear it out."
- Wicked
- "I'm Defying Gravity..."
- "Unlimited! Together we're... unlimited!"
- "So if you care to find me— look to the western sky!"
- "And nobody... in all of Oz. No wizard that there is or was... is ever GONNA BRING... ME... DOWN!"
- "I hope you're happy..."
- "There's nothing that can stop you, from becoming populer... [Beat] ...lar!"
- "Because I knew you.... I have been changed... for good."
- "I'm Defying Gravity..."
- "[He exits, pursued by a bear]" (The Winter's Tale)
- BIONICLE:
- "In the time before time..." (various)
- "Unity, duty, destiny" (Arc Words)
- "Gathered friends...listen once again to the legend of the Bionicle" (BIONICLE: Mask of Light)
- "There are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt." (BIONICLE Adventures #10: Time Trap)
- "Turaga Nuju once said that the universe is a riddle. Today, I am the answer." (BIONICLE Ignition #11: Death of a Hero)
- "No longer must I fight you to rule a universe. I AM the universe!"
- asdfmovie:
- "I like trains."
- "Die, potato." "Nooooo!"
- "Let me show you how to scratch it." (Cartoon Beatbox Battles)
- "First of all, I am Vegeta."
- "And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle." (DEATH BATTLE!)
- For "Omni-Man VS Homelander", Omni-Man's line to Homelander at the start of the fight, "I'm going to feed you your own heart," is the most recognized and beloved line of the episode, to the point of it becoming a Memetic Mutation, both because of how badass it is and due to Omni-Man keeping his promise by the end.
- "BARRIER!!!!" (Epithet Erased)
- Final Fantasy VII Machinabridged
- "Don't f*ck up!"
- "Do me a solid."
- "All is forgiven."
- "I'm splendid."
- "Scout ahead, Red." "OK, black!" "You get a pass!"
- "SOLDIER style!"
- "WE'RE GOING TO THE GOLD SAUCER! WE ARE GOING, WE ARE GOING TO THE GOLD SAUCER!"
- "AVALANCHE TIME!" "MOTHERFUCKER(S)!"
- "HOOOOOJOOOOOO!!!"
- "What kind of Bahamut is that one?"
- "You're/My name is Cloud. Never forget that."
- “Ladies aaand gentlemen, I’mma need y’all to listen up!” (First Stage Production)
- Hazbin Hotel (pilot):
- "I have a dream / I'm here to tell..."
- "Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... I would have done so already. "
- "Well, I'm starved! Who wants some jambalaya?"
- Helluva Boss
- "The name is Blitzo. The O is silent."
- "I'm what you want, not what you need!"
- "Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis."
- "I'm so good at daddying!"
- "I don't think you meant to hurt me, 'cause I don't think I meant a thing at all..."
- "I'm too much imp to simp!"
- "I am the Mastermind!"
- "I'll Diddle till the day I die!"
- "You could make a religion out of this." (history of the entire world, i guess)
- "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER."
- "We run an idol group similar to AKB48." (hololive)
- "Good morning, motherfuckers!"
- "a"
- "Nothing beats a ground pound. That's funny 'cause, uh, you guys know that's actually, what I did to your mom last night!"
- "I'm horny!"
- "Bau Bau!"
- "TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the peoples in the thatched-roof cottages!" (Homestar Runner)
- If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device:
- "About fucking time." [...] "I have so many things to complain about."
- "Fucking Horus."
- "My glorious Overlord!"
- "Be quiet, Dominique!"
- "This is NOT FUCKING CANON!!!"
- "VULKAN LIVES!" *STOMP STOMP*
- "Make him repent, Asmodai." "REPENT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
- "Step 4: I. CAST. FIST!!!"
- "Dammit Rogal."
- "What are rules really, though?" "AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE!"
- "Have you ever eaten... a tangerine?" (Beat) "Would you like to try one?"
- "...Father?"
- "I would like to pet this creature."
- "CHOAZ. CHOAZ IS GOD!!"
- "SKITARII. I WANT TO ENTER YOUR TEMPLE."
- "I AM REINSTALLING THE PALACE."
- "My city is falling apart, and here I am... vibing..."
- "IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE 42ND MILLENNIUM, THERE CAN BE NO VICTOR."
- "THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE." (Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour)
- "Bond with me, Jimmy!"
- Madness Combat
- "YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!"
- "Just do what comes natural."
- violence required/violence ACQUIRED
- "Who the fuck are you?" (The Most Popular Girls in School)
- Nijisanji
- “That’s my girl.”
- “I promise I’ll never let you go, baby.”
- “Sonny, my man.” “Pomu, my woman? No, that’s not right—“
- "Let's go gambling! Aw, dang it! Aw, dang it! Aw, dang it! Aw, dang it!" (raxdflipnote)
- "That...was the worst throw ever. Of all time. (Red vs. Blue)
- "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
- "Bow Chika Wow Wow."
- "Welcome to Hell, my friend." (Rock Hard Gladiators)
- "Victory is in a simple soul!" (RWBY)
- "It's also a gun."
- "Do you believe...in destiny?"
- "Yeah, I know...I'm not real."
- "Now that's a katana!" (RWBY Chibi)
- Super Mario Bros. Z:
- "I'LL CRUSH YOU!!!!!!!!"
- "Monster? I'm not a monster. I'M A GOD!!!!"
- VCraft Enchanted:
- "SliiiingSHOT!"
- "Hwoa there!"/"I’m the Sheriff ‘round these parts."
- "I propose... nothing. I wish to do nothing."
- "Disgusting. Disgusting disgusting disgusting disgusting DISGUSTING!"
- "I am no warrior. I am no warrior at all. The brush is my sword and the canvas is my shield. This is the only way that I can fight— not against you, not for the town, but for life itself."
- "The brush is your sword, and you have slain me."
- "Get cubed!"
- "We were good friends, you and I, my dearest neighbor. You were perhaps among my favorite distractions."
- Wolf Song: The Movie:
- “I am done, Cobalt outie.”
- “Keep my spot warm brother, this won’t take long.”
- “Did you see me? Did you see me in that fight? They call me ‘The Grim Reaper’ for a reason.” “Nobody calls you that.” “Shut up! Don’t criticise me in front of them!”
- “I’m not the pure of heart Kara, you are.”
- “This is war, blood will be spilled. Let’s just make sure every drop counts.”
- “We’ve all messed up and done bad things, but nobody’s too far gone for redemption. If we’ve forgotten how to forgive, how will we expect others to forgive us? I believe everyone deserves a second chance.”
- “You’re either the bravest wolf in the world, or the stupidest.”
- “Time to take a break, he’s to be fresh for his second beating of the day, say… 20 minutes. You. Yes you! Fetch me a rabbit, I’m starving! DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! YES YOU GAVE ME ATTITUDE WITH THAT LOOK! Do you know who I AM?! I AM COBALT, I AM SECOND IN COMMAND AND I...”
- Brawl in the Family:
- Darths & Droids:
- "I cast Summon Bigger Fish!"
- "Jar Jar, you're a genius!"
- "Othar Tryggvassen, Gentleman Adventurer!" (Girl Genius)
- "This is fine." (Gunshow)
- "You have a feeling it's going to be a long day." (Homestuck)
- "Really, the only surprising thing is that it didn't happen sooner." (Oglaf)
- One-Punch Man:
- "I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun." (Saitama's Establishing Character Moment)
- "OK." (Saitama's incredibly blase reaction to his punch shattering Boros' Restraining Bolt)
- "Well, I guess that takes care of that." (as a meteor shower bombards the city)
- "I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!" (The Order of the Stick)
- "Poland cannot into space." (Polandball)
- "Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!" (Problem Sleuth)
- Schlock Mercenary:
- "Sounds like my kind of fun."
- "Pillage, then burn."
- "A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on."
- "An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody."
- "There is no 'overkill': there is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload'."
- "If you're not willing to shell your own position, you're not willing to win."
- "'Do you have a backup?' means 'I can't fix this.'"
- "If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky."
- "Step away from the tub of happiness."
- "This 'soul' thing... can I get one by eating someone else's?"
- "MON CANARD EST EN FEU!!"
- "Mother of Chrome..."
- "Thank you. Now I have a knife."
- "Sanctum maiori excrementum..."
- "A good night's sleep is the first step to kicking ass." (Sleepless Domain)
- "Because I'm a selfish prick! Mmm, bacon!" (Vegan Artbook)
- "Something has happened!" (Neopets)
- "[REDACTED]" (SCP Foundation)
- "[DATA EXPUNGED]"
- “We die in the dark so you can live in the light.”
- "Aww, isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!!" (2 Stupid Dogs)
- "What time is it? Adventure Time!" (Adventure Time)
- "Mathematical!"
- "MY HAT! IS! AWESOME!"
- "UNACCEPTABLE!"
- "The fun will never end!"
- "Gotta blast!" (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius)
- "Think, think, think.....BRAIN BLAST!!"
- "Snooping as usual, I see?" (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)
- "That's no good!"
- "I hate that hedgehog!"
- "Wham bam, we're in a jam!" (The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan)
- "I don't feel safe." (Amphibia)
- "Play the forbidden note!"
- "Mechana-can we do it?" "We Animal Mechanical can!" (Animal Mechanicals)
- "Goodnight, everybody!" (Animaniacs)
- "Dancing is forbidden!" (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
- Arcane:
- "You're hot, cupcake."
- "Don't cry, you're perfect."
- "In pursuit of greatness, we failed to do good."
- Archer:
- "That's how you get ants!"
- "Seriously Lana, call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the Danger Zone."
- "You have not heard the last of Conway Stern...which is not my real name!"
- "I lied! That is my real name!"
- "Stop. My penis can only get so erect!"
- "You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?" (Arthur)
- Avatar: The Last Airbender
- "Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But, when the world needed him the most, he vanished. A hundred years pass and my brother and I found the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And even though his Airbending skills were great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world."
- "Would you go penguin sledding with me?"
- "To regain my honor!'
- "My Cabbages!"
- "That lemur... he's earthbending!" "No, you idiot! It's the girl!" "Oh. Of course."
- "You will learn respect. And suffering will be your teacher."
- "Victory Is Boring."
- "Twinkle-Toes!"
- "Happy Birthday, my son. If only I could have helped you."
- "Leaves from the vine. Falling so slow. Like fragile tiny shells drifting in the foam. Little soldier boy. Come marching home. Brave soldier boy, comes marching home."
- "In Honor of Mako."
- "There is no war in Ba Sing Se."
- "The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai." "I am honored to accept his invitation."
- "Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player."
- "That can't be it, where's the rest of it?"
- "Hello. Zuko here."
- "My first girlfriend turned into the moon." "That's rough, buddy."
- "No, you can't date the female guards." "Trust me, you don't want to."
- "I love Zuko more than I fear you."
- "I am not Toph. I am Melon Lord!"
- "Did Jet just... die?" "You know, it was really unclear."
- "That... wasn't a good play." "I'll say." "No kidding." "Horrible." "You said it." "But the effects were decent."
- "Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world, and now, you shall pay the ultimate price!"
- The Legend of Korra
- "I'm The Avatar and you gotta deal with it!"
- "When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change."
- "Let's go on a vacation, just the two of us, anywhere you want."
- "Winds of Destiny, Change!" (The Avengers: United They Stand)
- "Mmm heh heh, mmm heheheheheheheh!" (Beavis...)
- "Uh, huh huh, uh huhuhuhuhuhuhuh!" (...and Butt-Head)
- "Fire! Fire!"
- "This sucks."
- "Change it, Butt-Head!"
- "I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! Are you threatening me?!"
- "FIRE, FIRE!"
- "We're gonna be talkin' about the PENIS!"
- '"No, I sensed I've made a mistake of some kind." (Ben 10: Ultimate Alien)
- "For real life?" (Bluey (2018))
- "This episode of Bluey is called..."
- "Aw, biscuits."
- "But I don't want a valuable lime lesson; I just want an ice cream!"
- "Can we fix it?" "Yes we can!" "Uh... yeah, I think so!" (Bob the Builder)
- "Hey, aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around? (BoJack Horseman)
- "I have no self-control, and I hate myself."
- "It gets easier. Every day, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part. But it does get easier."
- "What is this, a crossover episode?"
- "You know, it's funny... when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
- "You are all the things that are wrong with you. It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid. It's you. Okay? It's you. Fuck, man, what else is there to say?"
- "Sometimes, life's a bitch and you just go on living."
- The Boondocks:
- "Granddad, you said the N-word forty-six times yesterday. I counted." "Nigga, hush!"
- "The name's Uncle Ruckus, no relation."
- "My name is A Pimp Named Slickback."
- "Bitch, this chicken is cold!"
- "Oh yeah! Look at you! You was poppin' all that good shit a second ago, then you got kicked in yo' chest! You eat a dick, nigga! You eat a dick!"
- "Read, nigga, READ!"
- Captain Planet and the Planeteers
- Castlevania (2017):
- "I do this last kindness in her name. She, who loved you humans and cared for your ills. Take your family and leave Wallachia tonight. Pack and go, and do not look back. For no more do I travel as a man."
- "There are no innocents! Not anymore! Any one of them could've stood up and said 'No, we won't behave like animals anymore!'"
- "Would you please leave my testicles alone?!"
- "Oh, hell. I'm sorry. I was trying to snatch the stave out of your hand. How's your finger?" "What fucking finger?!"
- "I could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer."
- "God is not here. This is an empty box."
- "Lies? In your house of God? No wonder He has abandoned you."
- "Eat shit and die." "Yes, fuck you."
- "Godbrand, you've never met anything you didn't immediately kill, fuck, or make a boat out of."
- "You must be the Belmont."
- "I am Vlad Dracula Tepes, and I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!"
- "You died when my mother died, you know you did. This entire catastrophe has been nothing but history's longest suicide note!"
- "My boy… I'm… I'm… I'm killing my boy. Lisa, I'm killing our boy. We painted this room, we made these toys… it's our boy, Lisa. Your greatest gift to me… and I'm killing him. I must already be dead."
- "Good fight, good night!" (Celebrity Deathmatch)
- "Let's get it on!"
- "I'll allow it!"
- "Stupid dog!" (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
- "You twit."
- "Good grief..." (Danger Mouse)
- "Crumbs!"
- Darkwing Duck:
- DC Animated Universe:
- Batman: The Animated Series: "I am vengeance. I am the night. I... Am... BATMAN!" It's not just the signature line of the episode, but the signature line of the series, the greater Batman franchise, and Kevin Conroy's career.
- Superman: The Animated Series:
- "Nice S!"
- "I am many things Kal-El, but here? I am God."
- Batman Beyond:
- "You're pretty strong for some clown who thinks he's Batman." "I am Batman!"
- "Who Are You?!"[...]"You Killed My Father." "...Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
- "Get back in the kitchen!"
- "Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!" (Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker)
- Justice League:
- "But you're different. You don't have any special powers." "Oh, I have one, Johnny: I never give up."
- "You grabbed power." "And with that power, we made a world where no 8-year-old boy will ever lose his parents because of some punk with a gun."
- "I wasn't going to do this for another few weeks, but seriously... Turning all of humanity into apes? THAT was your master plan?"
- "I feel like I live in a world made out of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."
- "Will you stay with me? I'm scared..."
- Dexter's Laboratory:
- "Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door, where impossible things may happen that the world's never seen before!"
- "Oooooh... What Does This Button Do?"
- "Omelette du fromage."
- "Drat! And double drat!" (Dick Dastardly)
- Donkey Kong Country (1996):
- "I'd shower you with coconut cream pies..."
- "BANANA SLAMMA!"
- "A runabout. I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!" (The Dover Boys)
- "A sea monster ATE MY ICE CREAM!" (DuckTales (1987))
- Ed, Edd n Eddy:
- "Dorks!"
- "Buttered toast!"
- "Life has many doors, Ed boy."
- "That's disturbing..."
- "Swiggity swag, what's in the bag?"
- "What, and ruin the plot?"
- "A dickie?! They still make these?!"
- "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" (The Fairly OddParents!)
- "Uh, Internet?"
- "Dinkleberg..."
- "FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
- Family Guy:
- "This is worse than that time..."
- "Giggity Giggity!"
- "Victory is mine!"
- "Whoa, ass ahoy!"
- "Holy crap, Lois!"
- "Ah, ah! He said it! He said it!"
- "I did not care for The Godfather."
- "BRIAN, LOOK OUT!!"
- "Great fires of London!" (Fireman Sam)
- "Now who needs the fire service?"
- "Bite my shiny metal ass!" (Futurama)
- "Good news, everyone!"
- "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!"
- "Shut up and take my money!"
- "All glory to the Hypnotoad!"
- "Hahahaha! Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder! WHAHAHAHA!"
- "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
- "To shreds, you say."
- "Save My Friends... and Zoidberg!"
- "I am shocked. Shocked! ...Well, not that shocked."
- "Why does Ross, the largest friend, simply not eat the other five?"
- "Jurassic Bark": The closing lines of Fry (assuming) that Seymour lived on without him, "I'll never forget him but he forgot about me a long, long time ago" juxtapositioned to the montage of Seymour waiting for Fry to return. The Dramatic Irony cements it as one of the saddest lines in Futurama and made the episode so acclaimed.
- "Now we know!" "And Knowing Is Half the Battle." "G.I. Joe!!"
- "STAN IS NOT WHAT HE SEEMS" (Gravity Falls)
- "Grappling hook!"
- "My ex-wife still misses me...BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"
- "Woah! This is worthless!" "It's less than worthless, my dear boy!"
- "When there are no cops around, anything is legal."
- "Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold... Bye!"
- "After all these years, finally... I have them all."
- "Who's that?" "The Author of the Journals...my brother."
- "WHEN GRAVITY FALLS AND EARTH BECOMES SKY, FEAR THE BEAST WITH JUST ONE EYE"
- Hazbin Hotel:
- "Today is gonna be a fucking happy day in Hell!"
- "Hell is forever whether you like it or not!"
- "My story's gonna end with me dead from your poison"
- "You're a loser just like me!"
- "A hard rain's gonna fall down, Like gravity, Like GRAVITY!"
- "Bitch, you better fall back!"
- Hilda: The Series: Frida telling Hilda, "I'm sorry you ever moved here!", is the first line that comes to mind when thinking of "The Ghost".
- "Look at me, I am a person! I DESERVE A NUMBER!" (Infinity Train)
- "Teamwork starts when two people trust one another. But you? You're no person."
- Invincible (2021):
- "You don't seem to understand: Earth isn't yours to conquer."
- "That's the neat part, you don't."
- "Where's Mark, William?"
- "Where is Omni-Man? Where is he?"
- "Why did you make me do this?! You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! THINK, Mark! You'll outlast ever fragile, insignificant being on this planet! You'll live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away! Everyone and everything you know will be gone! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?!" "You, Dad. I'd still have you."
- "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!"
- "I thought you'd be stronger."
- "Cecil! I need you, Cecil!"
- "Stand ready for my arrival, worm."
- "I am so lonely."
- "I choose... death!"
- "ONE MOOOOORRRE THING!" (Jackie Chan Adventures)
- "Magic must defeat magic!"
- "Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao!''
- King of the Hill:
- "That boy ain't right."
- "I tell you what..."
- "Yep." "Yep." "Mm-hmm." "Yep."
- "That's my purse! I don't know you!"
- "I sell propane and propane accessories."
- "If those kids could read, they'd be very upset."
- "I'm gay." (Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts)
- "Well, excuuuuuuuse me, Princess!" (The Legend of Zelda (1989))
- Looney Tunes
- "Eh, what's up doc?" (Bugs Bunny)
- "Of course you realize, This Means War!!"
- "I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law."
- "I knew I should'a taken dat left toin at Albacoiky."
- "Shh, be vewy vewy quiet. We'we hunting wabbits."
- Duck season! Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season!
- "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit..." (What's Opera, Doc?)
- "You're dethpicable!" (Daffy Duck)
- "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" (Sylvester the Cat and Tweety Bird)
- "I did! I did taw a puddy tat!"
- "Sufferin' succotash!"
- "Meep Meep!" (Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner)
- "Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom!"
- "What in the, I say, what in the Sam Hill is going on here?" (Foghorn Leghorn)
- "That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son."
- "¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!" (Speedy Gonzales)
- "That's All, Folks!!" (Porky Pig)
- "Eh, what's up doc?" (Bugs Bunny)
- Metalocalypse:
- "We're here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal! Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity!"
- "Brutal."
- "I'm Dr. Rockzo, the rock n' roll clown! I do cocaine!"
- "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."
- "The Metalocalypse has begun..."
- "What kind of music do you play?" "DEATH METAL."
- "You should tell your mother to go fuck herself."
- "Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!" (Mickey Mouse Clubhouse)
- "Everybody say, Oh Toodles!"
- "Say, do you wanna come inside my clubhouse?"
- "That's a surprise tool that'll help us later."
- "Hot dog!"
- "See you soon, Mr. Moon!" (Mr Moon)
- "Clark, I know you're Superman. This is not big of a reveal." (My Adventures with Superman)
- "It needs to be about 20% cooler." (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)
- "All the ponies in this town are crazy!"
- "Spike, take a letter!"
- "Dear Princess Celestia..."
- "Howdy, sugarcube!"
- "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!"
- "Things are going wrong!" "But not for long!" (Numberjacks)
- "It's! The! Nutshack!" (The Nutshack)
- "Tito Dick 'Dickman', baby!"
- "Say, you wanna play tag? I'm it." (The Owl House)
- "Oh, wow. Sports."
- "You always have a way of sneaking into people's hearts."
- "Byeeeeee!"
- "Then why were you so easy to curse?!"
- "Amity Blight, do you want to go out with me?"
- "Everything is so crazy right now, and I have no idea what my future holds, but it would be so cool if you were in it."
- "They're adorable and deserve all the happiness!"
- "Do not underestimate me, Belos, for I am the Good Witch Luz: child of the Human Realm, student of the Demon Realm, and warrior of peace! NOW EAT THIS, SUCKAAAA!!!!"
- "No job is too big! No pup is too small!" (PAW Patrol)
- "Paw Patrol is on a roll!"
- "Chase is on the case!"
- "Paw Patrol ready for action Ryder, sir!"
- "Ready for a ruff ruff rescue!"
- "I'm all fired up!"
- "This pup's gotta fly!"
- "Let's take to the sky!"
- "Green means go!"
- "Rubble on the double!"
- "Let's dive in!"
- "Ready, set, get wet!"
- "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!" (Phineas and Ferb)
- "Hey, where's Perry?"
- "Oh, there you are, Perry."
- "What'cha doin'?"
- "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!"
- "BEHOLD, THE (X)-INATOR!!"
- "CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!"
- "A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?"
- "Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"
- "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and take over the world!" (Pinky and the Brain)
- "Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?" "Well, I think so Brain, but [completely unrelated question]"
- "It's what the network wants, why bother to complain?" (Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain)
- The Powerpuff Girls (1998)
- "Sugar... spice... and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!"
- "And So Once Again, the Day Is Saved, thanks to The Powerpuff Girls!"
- "Blossom, commander and the leader! Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter! Buttercup, and she's the toughest fighter! Powerpuffs save the day!"
- "The City of Townsville..."
- "I'm HARDCORE!"
- "WWWHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!" (Regular Show)
- "YEA-YUHHH!"
- "Jolly good show!"
- "You know who else (X)? MY MOM!"
- "Wubba lubba dub-dub!" (Rick and Morty)
- "Rick and Morty forever and ever, a hundred years, Rick and Morty dot com..."
- "Where are my testicles, Summer?"
- "You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!"
- "I'M MISTER MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!"
- "In Bird culture, this is considered a Dick Move."
- "My man!"
- *snaps fingers* "Yes!"
- "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT."
- "Get schwifty!"
- "Well, that just sounds like slavery with extra steps."
- "As far as grandpa is concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically! Actually, let me grab my whiteboard! This has been a long time coming, anyway!"
- "Two brothers! In a van! And they ran as fast as they could!"
- "What is my purpose?" "You pass butter." "Oh, my god." "Yeah, welcome to the club pal."
- "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?"
- "I want that Mulan dipping sauce, Morty!"
- "I turned myself into a pickle! I'm Pickle Rick!"
- "Hey Morty, I-I'm a leg! A leg, Morty! I'M LEG RICK!"
- "You son of a bitch, I'm in."
- "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer!"
- Samurai Jack:
- "Long ago, in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!"
- "Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack! Watch out!"
- "Jump good!"
- "No money for you, crazy round man."
- "GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!"
- "EXTRA THICK!"
- "Whoa, what a freak! Looked like a talking penis."
- "Small is powerful!" "Believe it!" (The Save-Ums!)
- "Do you want the mustache on or off?" "Off, please." "Too bad." (Sealab 2021)
- The Simpsons:
- "D'oh!"
- "Excellent..."
- "Worst episode ever!"
- "Eat my shorts!"
- "Why you little!'
- "To alcohol! The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems!"
- "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
- "Can't sleep, clown will eat me!"
- "GOOD LORD, what is happening in there?!"
- "Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen??"
- "I have to go now. My planet needs me." "POOCHIE DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET"
- "And kids? Always recycle, TO THE EXTREME! Busted!"
- "Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!" "Augh! Stupid Sexy Flanders!"
- "You know, Amy, any time someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo. [...] What? Just because I'm a meathead, doesn't mean I'm not a feminist." (Sonic Boom)
- "Home? Home doesn't exist anymore because of YOU!" (Sonic Prime)
- "I heart you too, Shadow."
- South Park:
- "Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!" "YOU BASTARDS!"
- "Hello there, children." "Hey Chef."
- "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
- "No Kitty, this is my pot pie!"
- "TIMMEH!"
- "Everyone knows it's Butters!" "That's me!"
- "Making movies, making music and foighting 'round the world!"
- "Simpsons did it!"
- "They took our jobs!"
- "Dey turk uhr jubz!"
- "Durka durrrr!"
- "Let's Fighting Love!"
- "Respect my authoritah!"
- "Drugs are bad, mmkay?"
- "Move along, nothing to see here."
- "It's coming right for us!"
- "Kevin, godammit."
- "Aaaand...it's gone!"
- "You PC, bro?"
- "This is what Scientologists actually believe."
- Spider-Man: The Animated Series:
- SpongeBob SquarePants:
- "I'm ready! I'm ready!"
- "Wha-evil? EEEEVIIIILL!"
- "My leg!"
- "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
- "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either."
- "CHOCOLATE!"
- "Once there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End." "That didn't help at all!"
- "The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!"
- "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick!"
- "MY NAME'S! NOT! RIIIIIICK!!!!!!!"
- "[X] [unit of time] later..."
- "Oh no, HE'S HOT!!!"
- "I'll take a double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." "...We serve food here, sir."
- "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for You Meddling Kids." (Scooby-Doo)
- "Like, Zoinks!"
- "Jinkies!"
- "Let's Split Up, Gang!!"
- "Don't you get it?! I love you! I always have! So please, just this once, stay!" (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)
- "Hey, Adora."
- "I heart you too, Shadow." (Sonic Prime)
- "You will pay for this insolence!" "Insolence? Ha, ha! We are pirates! We don't even know what that means!" (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
- "Have mercy. Please!" "There's no mercy."
- "I'm sorry Master, but I'm not coming back."
- "These missions... These nightmares... They are finally over."
- "Hello, Master. It's been a while."
- "Let me go! Let me die! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
- "Good soldiers follow orders."
- "There are some things far more frightening than death." (Star Wars Rebels)
- "Formerly Darth. Now just Maul."
- "I won't abandon you! Not this time." "Then you will die."
- "Kenobi... KEENNNOOOOBBBBBIIIIII!!!!!!!"
- Steven Universe:
- "We... are the Crystal Gems!"
- "If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs."
- "Nooooo! ¡Mi torta!"
- "Giant woman!"
- "I don't have healing tears, I have healing spit!"
- "Steven, we can't both exist. I'n going to become half of you."
- "You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!"
- "What do you know about the Earth?!" "Apparently more than YOU, YOU CLOD!"
- "My Diamond! Your Diamond! PINK! DIAMOND!"
- "She's GOOOONE!!!!!"
- "Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father too, and you don't hear me whining about it!" (Street Fighter: The Animated Series)
- "BISOOOON!"
- "Just get in the plane!"
- "This is delicious!"
- "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *wheeze*" (Super Mario World (1991))
- "It's a stone Luigi. You didn't make it."
- "It's a football! I chiseled it!"
- "HEEEEEEEELP!"
- "...or is it the bagel?"
- "It's a stone Luigi. You didn't make it."
- "When there's trouble, you know who to call... Teen Titans!"
- "Titans, go!"
- "AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS!"
- "Evil beware, we have waffles."
- "I am the thing that keeps you up at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest, and neither will you."
- "Booyah!"
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987):
- "Turtles fight with honor!"
- "Cowabunga!"
- "Turtle power!"
- "Tonight, I dine on turtle soup."
- "Ariel! Ookla! Riiiide!" [or "Into battle!"] (Thundarr the Barbarian)
- "Demon dogs!"
- "Lords of light!"
- Transformers
- "Autobots, transform and roll out!"
- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
- Beast Wars:
- "Well, that's just Prime."
- "Yeeeees."
- "We're all gonna die."
- "Waspinator has plans!"
- "My queen!"
- "What's a warrior without weapons?" "A warrior still!"
- "I can suffer your treachery, lieutenant, but not your incompetence! Treachery requires no mistakes."
- "Duly noted... and ignored!"
- Transformers: Animated:
- "Decepticons, transform and rise up!"
- "Oh, for Spark's sake..."
- Transformers: Prime:
- "Megatron is commanded by NO ONE!!!"
- "Are you... certain I am worthy?" "You have no idea."
- "For the glory of Merlin, daylight is mine to command." (Trollhunters)
- "Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb" (Trumpton)
- "Good Mornin'!" (Uncle Grandpa)
- "Allow us to introduce ourselves..." (VeggieTales)
- "Remember, God made you special, and He loves you very much!"
- "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."
- "Lord Hater! Number One Super Star!" (Wander Over Yonder)
- HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!
- "An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet!"
- "You slumber, a cucumber!" (Xavier: Renegade Angel)
- "The name's Gambit, mon ami... Remember it." (X-Men '97, "Remember It")
- "Sugah...I...I can't feel you..."
- "That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." — Neil Armstrong
- "The doors are closing. Please stand clear of the doors." — Bay Area Rapid Transit
- "You guys ready? Let's roll." — Todd Beamer
- "I use up all my English." — Roberto Benigni
- "Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." — Lloyd Bentsen
- Joe Biden:
- "Come on, man!"
- "If you won't vote for me, then you ain't Black."
- "Will you shut up, man?"
- Otto von Bismarck
- "Not by speeches and votes of the majority are the great questions of the time decided — that was the error of 1848 and 1849 — but by iron and blood."
- "Be assured, we shall not go to Canossa, either bodily or spiritually."
- "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold." — William Jennings Bryan
- George H. W. Bush:
- "Read my lips. No new taxes."
- "We're going to keep trying to strengthen the American family. To make them more like The Waltons and less like The Simpsons."
- George W. Bush:
- "With Us or Against Us."
- "Mission accomplished."
- "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
- "Brownie, you've done a heck of a job."
- "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again."
- "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
- "A second plane hit the second tower. America is under attack." (said to him by White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card on September 11, 2001)
- "Please clap." — Jeb Bush
- Julius Caesar:
- "Veni; vidi; vici." (I came, I saw, I conquered.)
- "Alea jacta est." (The die is cast.)
- "Et Tu, Brute?" (You too, Brutus?)
- "I believe it is peace for our time." — Neville Chamberlain
- "Je suis Charlie" — Charlie Hebdo.
- "The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried." — G. K. Chesterton
- Winston Churchill:
- "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed, by so many, to so few."
- "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat."
- "If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour."
- "And you are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."
- "We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the landing grounds, we will never surrender."
- Bill Clinton:
- "[Full nationwide Internet availability] is not a question of 'if', it is a question of 'when'."
- "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
- "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
- "It's the economy, stupid."
- "You can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables." — Hillary Rodham Clinton
- "Pokémon GO to the polls!"
- "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit." — Johnny Cochran
- "And that's the way it is." — Walter Cronkite
- "We're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan!! And then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House!!! YEAH!!!!" — Howard Dean
- "Cogito ergo sum." (I think therefore I am) — Descartes
- Rodrigo Duterte:
- "OBOSEN"
- "My God, I hate drugs."
- "Fuck you."note
- Roger Ebert:
- "I hated this movie! Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie! Hated it!"
- "Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner; Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."
- "I know I have the body of a weak, feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King, and of a King of England too." — Queen Elizabeth I
- "E = mc2" — Albert Einstein
- Reggie Fils-Aime:
- "My name is Reggie. I'm about kickin' ass, I'm about takin' names, and we're about makin' games."
- "My body is ready."
- "This is not peace treaty. It is an armistice for twenty years." — Ferdinand Foch
- Benjamin Franklin:
- "Time is money."
- "Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults."
- "God helps those that help themselves."
- "Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
- "Two things are certain in life: death and taxes."
- "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." — Mahatma Gandhi
- "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." — Barry Goldwater
- "I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions." — Lillian Hellman
- "When ordinary hands can possess such an extraordinary instrument, that symbolizes the full measure of human dignity and liberty. That's why those five words issue an irresistible call to us all, and we muster. So, as we set out this year to defeat the divisive forces that would take freedom away, I want to say those fighting words for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed, and especially for you, Mr. Gore: 'From my cold, dead hands!'" — Charlton Heston
- Adolf Hitler:
- "I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."
- "If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed."
- "We get off on your tears." — Atlus forum admin Aram Jabbari
- "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent and inalienable Rights; that among these, are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness" — Thomas Jefferson
- Hideki Kamiya:
- "Blocked."
- "Ask your mom."
- "Sapere aude." (Dare to know) — Immanuel Kant
- John F. Kennedy:
- "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."
- "Ich bin ein Berliner" (which could theoretically mean "I am a jelly donut", but it's highly unlikely any German actually interpreted it this way)
- "I believe this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal before this decade is out of landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth."
- "We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
- "Can we, can we all get along?" — Rodney King
- "JUST DO IT!" — Shia LaBeouf (though it's Nike's slogan first)
- Brie Larson:
- "I don't care what a 40-year old White dude has to say about A Wrinkle in Time, it wasn't made for them."
- "Is that a personal attack or something?"
- "Thank you very much!
- "Drop your taco!"
- "We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable; so did the divine right of kings." (Ursula K. Le Guin)
- Vladimir Lenin
- “Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted.”
- "Sometimes, history just needs a little push."
- "The people need peace; the people need bread; the people need land..."
- "We're more popular than Jesus now." —- John Lennon
- "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal." — Abraham Lincoln
- "Mind the gap." — The London Underground
- "I have a dream..." — Martin Luther King Jr..
- "The Communists disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. WORKING MEN OF ALL COUNTRIES, UNITE!" — Karl Marx
- "Strong and stable (leadership)." — Theresa May
- "I shall return." — Douglas MacArthur
- Marie-Antoinette
- "Let them eat cake."note
- "Pardon me, sir."
- "soi soi soi soi" — Microsoft Sam
- "(process) has stopped working" — Microsoft Windows
- Leszek Miller:
- "You're a zero, mr. deputy."
- "One doesn't know a real man by how he begins, but by how he ends."
- "Oh, the Humanity!" — Herbert Morrison reporting on The Hindenburg crashing
- "Let my people go." — Moses
- "Good night, and good luck." — Edward R. Murrow
- Horatio Nelson:
- "England expects that every man will do his duty."
- "Kiss me, Hardy."
- Friedrich Nietzsche:
- "God Is Dead!"
- "What does not destroy me makes me stronger."
- "And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you."
- Richard Nixon:
- "I'm not a crook."
- "Well, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal."
- Barack Obama:
- "There is not a liberal America. There is not a conservative America. There is the United States of America."
- "Yes we can!"
- "We are the change we seek."
- "You're in the wrong side of history."
- "Look..."
- "I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game." — Shaquille O'Neal
- "I did not get on the bus to get arrested; I got on the bus to go home." — Rosa Parks
- "Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who." — Jordan Peterson
- "You cannot conceive the many without the one" — Plato
- Alexander Pope:
- "To err is human, to forgive divine."
- "...and neither is United States Marine Corps policy."
- Ronald Reagan:
- "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
- "I am PAYING for this microphone, sir!"
- "I have signed legislation to make Russia unlawful. We begin bombing in five minutes."
- "There you go again."
- Bill Ritch:
- "So here's this Giant Enemy Crab...."
- "...and you Attack Its Weak Point for massive damage."
- "Real-Time Weapon Change."
- "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." — Franklin D. Roosevelt
- "Yesterday, December 7, 1941. A date which will live in infamy."
- "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." — Theodore Roosevelt
- "Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains" — Rousseau
- "We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know." — Donald Rumsfeld
- "To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known." — Carl Sagan
- "If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a racing driver." — Ayrton Senna
- "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." — Upton Sinclair
- "Winning!" — Charlie Sheen
- "Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth!" — Will Smith
- "The unexamined life is not worth living." — Socrates
- "Doctor Livingstone, I presume?" — Henry Morton Stanley
- "The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." — Ted Stevens
- "I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description, and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the motion picture involved in this case is not that." — Potter Stewart
- "... And those money were simply due to them!" — Beata Szydło
- "The lady's not for turning." — Margaret Thatcher
- Leon Trotsky
- "All revolutions are impossible, until they become inevitable."
- "You man not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you."
- Donald Trump:
- "Make America great again!"
- "We'll build a wall on the border that Mexico will pay for!"
- "A small loan of a million dollars..."
- "Grab them by the pussy."
- "Sad!"
- "Many such cases"
- "Yuge!" and "Bigly!" (actually a Memetic Mutation for "Big League")
- "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
- "Very fine people — on both sides!"
- "Why are we letting in people from shithole countries?"
- "Fake news."
- "Nasty question!"
- "I take no responsibility at all."
- "The Kung Flu, the China Virus..."
- "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
- "Everything woke turns to shit."
- "I have concepts of a plan."
- "They're eating the dogs, the cats!"
- "That. Is. A. Disgrace." — Liz Truss
- "We are not amused." — Queen Victoria
- "écrasez l'infâme" (crush the infamous thing) — Voltaire
- Jack Wagner, "the Voice of Disneyland":
- "Remain seated please; permanecer sentados por favor." — Matterhorn Bobsleds safety spiel
- "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas." — Walt Disney World Monorail System warning message for when the train doors are closing
- "Let's not assassinate this lad further, Senator, you've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?" — Joseph Welch
- The Duke of Wellington:
- "Our army is composed of the scum of the earth - the mere scum of the earth." "It is only wonderful that we should be able to make so much out of them afterward."
- "'Tis of no matter, Your Highness, I have seen their backs before!”
- "Publish and be damned. There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake. The only thing I am afraid of is fear. I believe I forgot to tell you I was made a Duke."
- Kanye West:
- "Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you; Imma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!"
- "George Bush doesn't care about black people."
- "I have nothing to declare but my genius." — Oscar Wilde
- "Nature never draws a line without smudging it." — Lorna Wing note
- Rachel Zegler
- "Weird, weird."
- "That's Hollywood, baby."

