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Kratcy
Voiced by: Sasha Drujinin
The eleventh Russian alphabet letter, specifically Й.- Anthropomorphic Typography: He is the Russian letter Й, and is anthropomorphic.
- Deadpan Snarker: He doesn't hesitate to poke fun at objects.
- Faux Affably Evil: After the objects have given Kratcy an ultimatum, he begins to talk politely to them (although usually his politeness is filled with sarcasm), but it is clear from the tone of his voice that this is all an act.
- Game Show Host:
- Hellish Pupils: Slit-like similar to a goat's.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: It's not hard to piss him off, not to mention what he did to objects in episode 8...
- Jerkass Gods: He has almost godlike powers and looks down on and mocks the objects in various ways.
- Morality Pet:
- Not Quite the Almighty: Implied in episode 8, given that his wand began to crack and he dimmed after he rained down a giant beam on objects.
- Oh, Crap!: After Cuppy asks Yoshka to become the new host, Kratcy gets this expression on his face.
- Put on the Bus:
- Reality Warper:
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The chaotic and sadistic Red to Yoshka's calm and caring Blue.
- Villainous Breakdown: After objects announces an ultimatum to kratcy, he literally wipes them off the face of the earth with a huge ray, and in the post-credits scene he is very angry that the objects rebelled against him and seems quite depressed.
- Yandere: His extremely overprotectiveness towards his assistant be pretty much summed up in one sentence:" Well, it's time for me to go! Remember only one thing! If you even lay one finger at [Yoshka]... ψT̶͖̩̎͊̅͘ͅH̸̜͉̮͖̓͒E̸̮̅̿̈́͛Ņ̴̧̨̥͖̞͌̋ψ Y̶̢̜̮̖͕͓̥̿̈́͋̈́͒̒̽̆̌͋̍͠Ớ̸̡̒̌͆̀͑̔̂͝Ų̵̜̜̪̼̃̾̊̈́̅̓͆͝ ̸̝̙̞̎̃͆W̸̠̘̣̘̏̇͒̌̌͜͝͠ͅI̸̹̯͍̫̝̜͒̈́̇̒̅̎̽̉͝Ļ̶̡͔͙̳̬̯̟̐͐̈̃͜͜ͅͅL̶̛̾͒̏͂̊̽̒̓ͅ ̷͎̺̺̬͒̿̀̈́̚͝ͅD̵̡̢̜̞̩̠̠̅͂̀͛̇̽͘ͅI̶̯͉̞̩͖͓̭͌̋͘I̶̱̖̮̳̣͋̓͜Į̸̼̹̻̮̦̺͙̣̱̮̟͊̈́̒͛͐̎̚I̴̬̼͉͉̣̻̎́́̆̕͝Ḭ̷̜͔̯̑̏̓́̒͛́͠Ĭ̵̢̢̦̱̈͋́̆̓̓͝Ĭ̶̛͚̞͈̐͂͗̈́́̒͘͘Ę̴̗̜̣̪̮̮̼̺̒̃̍̐̀̔̄̀̂͘͠"
Yoshka
Voiced by: Muzy Frile
The seventh Russian alphabet letter, specifically Ë.- Anthropomorphic Typography: He is the Russian letter Ë, and is anthropomorphic.
- The Cutie: Yoshka is the most caring host and constantly worries about members.
- Guest Host: Took over Kratcy's hosting duties
- Magic Wand: Him and Kratcy have these.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The calm and caring Blue to Kratcy's chaotic and sadistic Red.
- Vocal Dissonance: His soft-spoken, feminine voice results in Lightbolb immediately mistaking him for Kratcy's girlfriend and Knify lampshading how would a guy have such a squeaky voice.
- Wingding Eyes: Has a crudely drawn star on each of his sclera.
Contestants
Chargery
Click here to see her in C.F.M.O.T. 4 backwards
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: Russian text-to-speech program
Team: Blooming May
A white plug with a charger cord on the side.- Synthetic Voice Actor: Her voice is a Russian text-to-speech program
Charmy
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: Sasha Drujinin
Team: Blooming May
A cat charm with a metal hook attached to it.- Cats Are Mean: She is a charm in the shape of a cat's head and at the same time, she has an explosive personality.
- Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: The Masculine Girl to Yigroish Bottle's Feminine Boy.
- Tomboyish Voice: Her voice actor Sasha Drujinin is a guy.
- One-Winged Angel: Played for Laughs in episode 8 in which, after Yoshka gives Charmy his magic wand, he seems to transform into his enhanced form... before Yoshka says that the wand is just a trinket.
Cuppy
Click here to see her in C.F.M.O.T. 7 backwards
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: Muzy Frile
Team: Band
A teacup.- New Friend Envy: After Spraysh appeared in Band, she complained that because of Spraysh, no one pays attention to her anymore.
- Big Damn Heroes: Right before Yoshka is about to return, she stops him and asks him to become the new host.
Clewy
Rank: 14th (Last)
Voiced by:
Team: N/A
A brown twine ball with a loose thread.- The Napoleon: Despite his small size, he was shown to be extremely aggressive and manipulative.
- Rejected Apology: In C.F.M.O.T. 4, unlike Picture, he didn't forgive Knify for what he did.
- Jealousy: He was jealous of Picture when he at first showed his Yigroish Bottle painting.
- Out of Focus: As it turns out, Zack Main, the show's creator, created this character "for a tick". He did not take this character seriously, which is why he was given little screen time and in the reboots of the second episode, Pay or die, the character is shown from a bad side.
Knify
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: Lolomacs
Team: Blooming May
A knife.- Arch-Enemies: Used to be friends with Kurasan.
- Butt-Monkey: He is bullied more than others by Kratcy
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Jerkass Woobie: He seems to be irritated and appears to be toxic, but in real, he experiences a lack of friends and humiliation from others, which is why he suffers. - Prone to Tears:
- Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: Savvy Guy to Lightbolb's Energetic Girl
- Only Known by Their Nickname: In the original voice acting, although his real name is Knify, but everyone calls him Knife, because he is embarrassed when someone calls him by his real name.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: He argued with a lot of members throughout the show.
- Took a Level in Kindness: Although he has a rough personality, in episode 7 he started to worry a lot about Lightbolb.
Kurasan
Rank: 12th
Voiced by: Sasha Drujinin
Team: Band
A croissant.- All There in the Manual: The description of the video on YouTube says that its filling is condensed milk.
- Arch-Enemies: Used to be friends with Knify.
- Everyone Has Standards: Despite his sociopathic tendencies, he doesn't want to kill his friends for the sake of victory in episode's 2 reboot, but just wants to shoot down their plane, it doesn't end well.
- Evil Former Friend: He was once Cuppy's best friend, but after he was eliminated, Cuppy realized that he "managed everyone like slaves".
- Heroic Comedic Sociopath: He is violent, has a rough personality, bullies others and he is willing to do anything to win.
- Karma Houdini Warranty: After all the violent antics that got away with him, he is eliminated in the seventh episode.
Lightbolb
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: Muzy Frile
Team: Blooming May
An incandescent lightbolb with a heart-shaped wire filament.- All-Loving Heroine: She has never had conflicts with anyone and has practically no enemies.
- Cloudcuckoolander:
- Deadly Gaze: In C.F.M.O.T. 6, she set Socka and Chargery on fire with her stare.
- Genki Girl: One of the most excitable contestants, but also one of the more creepy during her corruption.
- Only One Who Likes Spam: She is the only member who loves sushi.
- Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: Energetic Girl to Knify's Savvy Guy.
- Supreme Chef: She is the best cook, and therefore was the chef among the objects until Kratcy took over the position.
- Talking Lightbulb: In this case, literally
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Nansensu
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: Muzy Frile
Team: Band
A mass of black scribbles.- Armless Biped: One of two inversions
- Blind Obedience: In ''C.F.M.O.T. 2", she threw Chargery and Socka off their plane after being asked to do so by Kurasan.
- Catchphrase: "I personally don't care"
- Flight: One of the few contestants who can fly.
- Hidden Heart of Gold: She is doesn't care about almost everyone, but she listened to Cuppy and support her. And she is the only ones with whom Cuppy has remained friends with.
- Meaningful Name: Her name translates to "nonsense" from Japanese which reflects how Nansensu is made of unidentifiable scribbles and the only non-object contestant.
- Only Friend: The cup thinks she is like that for her.
Picture
Rank: 13th
Voiced by: Sasha Drujinin
Team: Blooming May
A bright brown picture frame.- Does Not Like Spam: He doesn't like cookies.
- Forgiveness: at C.F.M.O.T. 4, he forgave Knify for killing him and his best friend Clewy.
- Nice Guy: He is a good-natured and kind character.
Putty
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: Sasha Drujinin
Team: Band
A white bottle of correction fluid.- Abuse Mistake: Knify did not beat Rubbery despite that mistakenly being believed to be the case, and Rubbery received a scar from a cookie that was accidentally thrown at her.
- Declaration of Protection: He broke the Knify's handle when he thought that he was hurting Rubbery, Putty's best friend.
- Nerd Glasses: Starts wearing these after C.F.M.O.T. 4.
- Nice Guy: Shown as a kind and simple-minded character in general.
- Platonic Life-Partners: With Rubbery. They are constantly seen together, support and help each other.
- Profanity Police: Scolds Rubbery when she swears.
Rubbery
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: TeenBeeny
Team: Band
A rubber eraser.- Nice Girl: She is a kind and considerate.
- Platonic Life-Partners: With Putty. They are constantly seen together, support and help each other.
Socka
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: Muzy Frile
Team: Band (CFMOT 4), Blooming May
A white sock with grey patches and a green bow on top.- Armless Biped: One of two inversions, she has arms and no legs.
- Elective Mute: Doesn't speak often though she does mutter a few words in 'New Host?!', wanting to be in Chargery's team.
- Flight: Unlike Nansensu, she can't fly that high though she is often levitating off the ground.
- Corrupt the Cutie:In 3 episode Kratcy turned her in a monster that devours everything in its path for challenge,although at the end of the episode he returned her to her former form.
- Non-Standard Character Design: Socka is the only object who has full-fledged hands like a simbolars, while others have sticks.
Spraysh
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: TeenBeeny
Team: Band
A purple spray bottle.- Tomboy: Is introduced as a tough jock character who made her debut in 'New Host?!'.
- Cool People Rebel Against Authority: Quoting her in the eighth episodeSprayish: BUT I JUST LOVE OVERTHROWING THE GOVERMENT!!
Yigroish Bottle
Rank: ??th
Voiced by: Lolomacs
Team: Blooming May
A corked glass bottle filled with a liquid called Yigroish.- Adaptational Nice Guy: Initially, he was conceived as a bold and rough guy who stood up to both Charmy and Kratcy. In the series itself, he is shown to be shy and kind.
- Girliness Upgrade: Starts wearing a hair bow after it was given to him as a prize in "A Weapon Against Nansensu".
- Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: The levelheaded, kind-hearted Feminine Boy to Charmy's aggresive, tyrannical Masculine Girl.
- Pocket Dimension: When he has Yogroish inside of him instead of Yigroish, it contains a large dimension where the Evil Ш Letter lives.
Others
Gardener
Evil Ш Letter
Az
- Anthropomorphic Typography: He is the Russian alphabet letter А.
- Jerkass: He's a hairy letter of the alphabet that behaves in a toxic way and even bullies other letters of the alphabet.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Despite his character, he prematurely ends Kira's (anthropomorphic Russian K) working day, seeing that she is overworking.
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: Manly Man with Yaori's Sensitive Guy.
- Tertiary Sexual Characteristics: Although he has a masculine identity, he has obvious eyelashes that make him look like a girl.
Yaori
- Break the Cutie: In the video named CFMOT got its own Patreon!!, he is seen drinking tea before getting bullied to the point of tears by Az.
- Butt-Monkey: Bullied by Az a lot.
- The Cutie: Definitely one of the cuter letters due to his sweet voice and gentle nature.
- Extreme Doormat: Is constantly bullied by Az for being the last letter of the alphabet.
- Nice Guy: He is good natured and means no harm.
- Only Friend: Yoshka is the only person shown to like Yaori, however, Yaori could possibly have a good relationship with Cheppy.
- Prone to Tears: Has been shown to cry when bullied by Az.
- Shrinking Violet: He is usually very shy, no thanks to Az.