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print "You enter a dark room with two doors. Do you go through door #1 or door #2"
door = raw_input("> ")
if door == "1":
print "There's a giant bear here eating a cheese cake. What do you do?"
print "1. Take the cake."
print "2. Scream at the bear."
bear = raw_input("> ")
if bear == "1":
print "The bear eats your face off. Good job!"
elif bear == "2":
print "The bear eats your legs off. Good job!"
else:
print "Well, doing %s is probably better. Bear runs away." % bear
elif door == "2":
print "You stare into the endless abyss at Cthulhu's retina."
print "1. Blueberries."
print "2. Yellow jacket clothespins."
print "3. Understanding revolvers yelling melodies."
insanity = raw_input("> ")
if insanity == "1" or insanity == "2":
print "Your body survives powered by a mind of jello. Good job!"
else:
print "The insanity rots your eyes into a pool of muck. Good job!"
else:
print "You stumble around and fall on a knife and die. Good job!"
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